Premature Affectation And Other Thursday Headlines

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December 10th Is... The First Night Of Hanukkah (Sundown)

Melons Is Ready To Get Back Into Her Crate [Wonkette]

Are You Sure About That? The Edward M. Kennedy Institute Honored Charlie Baker And Andrew Cuomo For Their Handling Of Coronavirus [NBC Boston]

'The GOP Surrenders To The Nutcases' [The Bulwark]

The Woman Whose Hair Caught Fire As A Child During A Hanukkah Ceremony In The Clinton White House Reflects On That Event [Slate]

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December Is... Exotic Fruits Month

The Decline And Fall Of Johnny Depp [The Hollywood Reporter]

California's Double Standard For The Entertainment Industry Vs. Everyone Else [The Hollywood Reporter]

Michelle Pfeiffer, Stylin' From Home [Tom & Lorenzo]

'Another Round Lets Mads Mikkelsen Cook' [The Ringer]

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December Is... National Egg Nog Month

Ellen Has Not Recovered From All That Negative Press [Buzzfeed News]

Extreme Weight Loss For A Midnight Sky Sent George Clooney To The Hospital [Page Six]

An Interview With Mira Nair [Town & Country]

First Person: 'What Happened After I Tried To Adopt An Opioid-Dependent Baby. Twice.' [Washingtonian]

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December Is... Read A New Book Month

Al Michaels Is Your 2021 Ford C. Frick Winner [Awful Announcing]

Odell Beckham Jr. Is Still Shading Eli Manning [Deadspin]

That's One Way To Ensure I Won't Be Watching Football Night In America [Sports Illustrated]

Rules Were Tweaked To Allow THE Ohio State To Play In The Big Ten Title Game [Yahoo! Sports]

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December Is... Bingo's Birthday Month

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