Father Of The 'Why?'-d And Other Thursday Headlines

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'Strengthen The Guardrails Of Democracy' [The Bulwark]

Smug, Unqualified Dipshit Andrew Giuliani Has Been Appointed To The U.S. Holocaust Memorial Council By Trump Because, Of Course [Washingtonian]

José Andrés Wants Joe Biden To Create A Food Czar To Better Address Issues Of Hunger In America

Oh Dear, A Lady Said The F-Word! [Wonkette]

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'A Chaotic Taxonomy Of The Nancy Meyers Cinematic Universe' [Vulture]

Some Stuff Is Leaving Netflix Next Month That You Might Want To Watch (Or Watch One Last Time) [Slate]

Mick Jagger's Sidepiece Scored A New House [Page Six]

TIL The Law & Order Episode 'Divorce' Was Based On The Annulment Case Of Former Congressman Joseph Kennedy II, Minus The Murder [These Are Their Stories]

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'How Netflix Took The Christmas Movie To Its Logical, Campy Conclusion' [Town & Country]

Do Not Call Patti LaBelle A Diva [Oprah]

Olivia Nuzzi Reminisces About Being Called A 'Slutbag' After Writing About Interning For Anthony Weiner's Mayoral Campaign [Washingtonian]

Florida Man Done Good [CNN Via MSN]

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The Negro Leagues Are Finally Part Of Major League Baseball [CBS Sports]

Virginia Tech's 27-Year-Streak Of Being In A Bowl Game Is Over [ESPN]

An Interview With Bernard Ruiz Of The Infinite Race [Awful Announcing]

'This Is What Good Intent But Bad Execution Looks Like' [Deadspin]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Simpsons [1989]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - HENRY & FINN