What's On Tonight (Thursday): The Procedural That Will Not Die Returns For Season Twenty-Two

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That's really messed up!

Top Picks

🔔 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC, 9:00 PM) Why, god, why? 'When the squad tries to solve an assault in Central Park, they are hampered by their own blind spots and a community that is losing trust in the police.' Oh, bless their hearts.

🔔 The Paley Center Presents Law & Order: Before They Were Stars (NBC, 10:00 PM) 'Stars and special guests celebrate prime-time television's longest-running drama for its record-breaking 21st season with exclusive interviews and behind-the-scenes footage -- including appearances by Dick Wolf, Mariska Hargitay, Ice T and more.'

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Highlights
🔔 Gangs Of London (AMC+, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 Star Trek: Discovery (CBS All Access, 3:01 AM) 

🔔 Trial 4 (Netflix, 3:01 AM)

🔔🏌🏻‍♂️ The Masters (ESPN, 1:00 PM) A tradition like no other - no, for real, because the venerable golf tournament is being held in November instead of April. 

🔔 Buried In The Backyard (Oxygen, 8:00 PM) 

🔔 🏈 College Football (FS1, 8:00 PM) Colorado State at Boise State.

🔔 The First 48 (A&E, 8:00 PM) 

🔔 Station 19 (ABC, 8:00 PM) Fourth season premiere.

🔔 Keeping Up With The Kardashians (E!, 8:00 PM) 

🔔 Mysteries Of The Abandoned (Science, 8:00 PM) 'Some of the world's most incredible engineering projects now lie in ruins; cities that are now empty ghost towns, bridges that were never finished, and roads to nowhere; these deserted places are home to extraordinary mysteries and untold secrets.'

🔔 Supernatural (The CW, 8:00 PM)

🔔 Superstore (NBC, 8:00 PM) 

🔔 This Old House (PBS, 8:00 PM) 

🔔 Young Sheldon (CBS, 8:00 PM) 

🔔 🏈 NFL Football (Fox, 8:20 PM) Colts at Titans. 

🔔 Ask This Old House (PBS, 8:30 PM)

🔔 B Positive (CBS, 8:30 PM) 

🔔 Braxton Family Values (WE, 9:00 PM) 

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Flip Or Flop (HGTV, 9:00 PM) 

🔔 Grey's Anatomy (ABC, 9:00 PM) Seventeenth season premiere.

🔔 Ice Road Rescue (National Geographic, 9:00 PM) 

🔔 Injustice With Nancy Grace (Oxygen, 9:00 PM) The Savopoulos homicides  - known as the 'D.C. Mansion Murders' - are investigated. Read more about the case here. 

🔔 Mom (CBS, 9:00 PM)

🔔 The Outpost (The CW, 9:00 PM) 

Secrets Of The Dead (PBS, 9:00 PM)

🔔  Southern Charm (Bravo, 9:00 PM)

🔔 Suspicious Minds (ID, 9:00 PM) 

🔔 Total Bellas (E!, 9:00 PM) Season six premiere. More trash reality from the trash reality factory at E!

🔔 The Unicorn (CBS, 9:30 PM) Second season premiere.

🔔 Bridezillas (WE, 10:00 PM) 

🔔 Chrisley Knows Best (USA, 10:00 PM)

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🔔 Evil Lives Here: Shadows Of Death (ID, 10:00 PM)

🔔 The First 48 Presents Critical Minutes (A&E, 10:00 PM) 

🔔 House Hunters (HGTV, 10:00 PM) 'Family Feud In Ohio.'

🔔 Impractical Jokers: Dinner Party (TruTV, 10:00 PM)

🔔 Johnny Carson (Antenna TV, 10:00 PM)  George Segal, Drew Carey and Penelope Ann Miller.

🔔 Phantom Signals (Science, 10:00 PM)

🔔 Star Trek: Discovery (CBS, 10:00 PM) 

🔔 Transhood (HBO, 10:00 PM) A documentary chronicling the lives of four transgender kids.

🔔 House Hunters International (HGTV, 10:30 PM) 'Follow Me To Barcelona.'

Blast From The Past
🎥  Pretty Woman (AMC, 8:00 PM) Being a hooker is good, clean fun, just ask Melons!

   'Absolutely Fabulous' Premiered On The BBC On November 12th, 1992

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