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Happy Hanukah! Here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, December 12!
Tonight's Top Pick is the HBO documentary on the Bee Gees... because I love disco. And the Bee Gees, though the Gibbs brothers did plenty of music outside of the disco genre. The HBO doc will look at their rise and how it was working with family.
Elsewhere, Danger Force meets Santa, Lifetime takes a turn at making Christmas gay, Syfy takes a turn at Christmas movies, and TimothΓ©eee meets the Not Ready for Primetime Players.
STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME
Beaus of Holly π₯π (Ion, 7 p.m.): A woman must make a decision about her love life during the holidays after she proposes to her boyfriend and he confesses that he needs to work things out with an ex. Hashtag men, amiright?
The Fall (Ovation, 7 p.m.): As the investigation tightens around Paul Spector, he makes a bold break for cover. However, his recklessness is finally catching up with him, leading to deadly consequences.
QUICK HITS:
Saturday Night Football π (ABC, 7:30 p.m.): USC at UCLA
π EASTERN / π CENTRAL
⭐ The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart π₯ (HBO, 8 p.m.): Brothers Barry, Maurice and Robin Gibb find early fame in the 1960s and go on to write over 1,000 songs, including 20 No. 1 hits. This film follows the group's meteoric rise as they navigate the complexities of working so intimately alongside family.✔️
The Christmas Lottery π₯π (BET, 8 p.m.): A man who wins the lottery tries to bring his estranged daughters together for Christmas. Then his wife loses the ticket. Hashtag women, amiright?
The Christmas Setup π₯π (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): Hugo heads to Milwaukee with his best friend, Madelyn, to spend the holidays with his brother Aiden and his matchmaker mom, who is in charge of the local Christmas celebrations. He falls in love with a guy.
Danger Force π (Nickelodeon, 8 p.m.): When Santa's sleigh comes crashing down, an ancient spell is broken and the fate of Christmas hangs in the balance.
In the Long Run (Starz, 8 p.m.): Walter stumbles on a secret weapon as he tries to resolve the factory strike. Kobna falls in love.
Love, Lights, Hanukkah π₯π (Hallmark Channel, 8 p.m.): In the Christmasia territory of Dreidelstan (it's not a province... Kris Kringle can't get the Parliament to agree on how to admit it to the... it's a long story), the War on Christmas has come and gone, and one woman, Anne, is determined to put the town back together. The first step is to get the power back on, which she plans to do over the 8 days, which align with the Hanukkah celebration. However, the enemy has agents in Dreidelstan who will put a major dent in Christmasia's forces when power is restored. Christmasia's generals are aware of the possibility and send Jingle Belle to investigate and possibly stop the power restoration. However... sparks fly between Jingle and Anne.
Pretty Little Dead Girl π₯ (Lifetime Movies, 8 p.m.): This 2016 finally gets an American release. "Emma, the lucky recipient of a recent heart transplant, sets out to find the identity of her donor only to learn that it was her estranged cousin and may have been the victim of murder."
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer πΊπ (CBS, 8 p.m.): "The story of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is one of the most unrealistic and therefore potentially damaging in all of children's music. It gives them a horribly distorted view of reality." -Frasier Crane
Saved by the Bell πΊ (E!, 8 p.m.): Spend the night with the classic teens of Bayside High. Zach is in love with Leah Remini!
Side Hustle (Nickelodeon, 8:30 p.m.): Lex, Presley and Munchy resolve to end the latter's boastful older brother Jaget's reign as champion of MicroMooery's annual Milkshake Suckdown competition.
Tour of Duty πΊ (Heroes & Icons, 8 p.m.): McKay decides he is personally going to get the sniper who has been taking out helicopters, but with Anderson and Goldman on the ground and him in the air, HE ends up the next target.
QUICK HITS:
2020 MLS Cup (Fox, 8:30 p.m.): Seattle Sounders FC at Columbus Crew SC
π EASTERN / π CENTRAL
Frosty the Snowman πΊπ (CBS, 9 p.m.): Before he was a delicious shake served at Wendy's, Frosty was a snowman.✔️
Frosty Returns πΊπ (CBS, 9:30 p.m.): He's baaaaaack!
This Weekend in Pop Culture (WOT&Pop Culture, 9:30 p.m.): What pop culture have you consumed lately? Tell us about it! Maybe a little Hallmark Christmas and a little Taylor Swift while you sip your hot cinnamon apple cider?
QUICK HITS:
Boxing π₯ (Showtime): Chris Colbert vs. Jaime Arboleda
History's Greatest Mysteries (History): Roswell
π EASTERN / π CENTRAL
Family πΊ (Decades, 7 p.m.): Spend the weekend with the charming family drama Family. I loved it but I haven't seen it in 20+ years. In this episode, Doug must face his sister Emily's alcoholism. Buddy tries to help a senior citizen she spots shoplifting food from the supermarket. Also, Lil Kristy McNichol! Meredith Baxter!
A Glenbrooke Christmas π₯π (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries, 10 p.m.): In a small Christmasia province is the town of Glenbrooke. It's the home to the country's secret military headquarters for the its deepest of special ops. However, conflicts create rifts between top generals Prancer, Dasher, Comet, and Vixen over Operation Carousel, a possible turning point in the War on Christmas. However, Sgt. Rudolph smells a spy somewhere in the base, driving a wedge that might not be reversible.
Toys of Terror π₯π (Syfy, 10 p.m.): "Evil toys magically come to life to terrorize a couple and their children inside a secluded mansion."✔️
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Fire Force (Adult Swim, 1 a.m.): Shinra makes an important discovery about how to fight Charon, but incorporating a new hand form into his fighting style proves difficult. The other Fire Soldiers take a novel approach toward putting a demon Infernal to rest.
GΔmusetto: Death Beat(s) (Adult Swim, 2 a.m.): Religions begin to collide and merge in the ruins of Suicide Town. Makasu feels jealousy when someone Perfect comes to save them. Later, the heroes are locked in their own illusory nightmares and must find a way out of The Perfect Human's torment.
Hell Den (Syfy, midnight): SEASON FINALE. All that TV time is causing the gang to get flabby, so they start a workout regimen.
Kolchak: The Night Stalker πΊ (MeTV, midnight): The sorceress wears Prada when a witch desires to control the world of high fashion.
Lost in Space πΊ (MeTV, 1 a.m.): On a planet where a primitive people are ruled by a computer, Dr. Smith goes against character and saves Major West's life.
The Six Million Dollar Man πΊ (Cozi, midnight): A test pilot claims a Japanese zero shot down her plane.
Sword Art Online: Alicization – War of Underworld (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): Asuna and the others are defeated by Vassago and the Chinese/Korean players. Just then, someone unexpected appears.
LATE-NIGHT TV
Saturday Night Live (NBC, 11:30 p.m.): TimothΓ©e Chalamet and Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
SNL Vintage πΊ (NBC, 10 p.m.): Kevin Hart and Foo Fighters (6 Dec 2017)
⭐: Top Pick
π²: Game show
π₯: Movie
πΊ: Throwback
SNL Vintage πΊ (NBC, 10 p.m.): Kevin Hart and Foo Fighters (6 Dec 2017)
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Note: All times are Eastern.
Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; TV Passport; Zap2it⭐: Top Pick
π²: Game show
π₯: Movie
πΊ: Throwback
π: Holiday programming
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
ππ₯π️: Sportsballs
Happy watching, everyone!
Happy watching, everyone!
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