Friday, November 13, 2020

What's On Tonight (Saturday): In this Classroom, there's math, science, and Assassination

Assassination Classroom (via Tumblr)

Hi! Here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, November 14!

The Top Pick is Adult Swim's really good Toonami show Assassination Classroom, which follows Koro-sensei, a super-powerful tentacled being that intends to destroy the Earth in a few months. But he wants to be fair, so the government gives him a teaching job with some of the rough kids, who are also openly tasked with assassinating him. It's a bonkers concept, and I love it. He is really learning to care for those kids.

Elsewhere, Robert Downey Jr. talks to animals, the search for D.B. Cooper continues, Christmas movies will never die, and Ghoulie goes to the basement.

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

Doctor Who πŸ“Ί (Retro TV, 6 p.m.): The Master, plots to use the volcanic gases on Sarn to renew his body after accidentally shrinking himself in an experiment. Also, say goodbye to Vislor Turlough (and Kamelion) and hello to Peri Brown.

The Fall (Ovation, 7 p.m.): Gibson tries to help Spector's surviving victim remember her attackers identity. Spector deals with the loose ends he left behind.

QUICK HITS:
Fox College Football πŸˆ (Fox, 7 p.m.): Oregon at Washington State
Saturday Night Football πŸˆ (ABC, 7:30 p.m.): Wisconsin at Michigan

FOR THE RECORDKiller Siblings (Oxygen, 6 p.m.); NASCAR 2020: Under Pressure (MotorTrend.com, 3 a.m.)

πŸ•— EASTERN / πŸ•– CENTRAL

Christmas in Vienna πŸŽ₯ (Hallmark Channel, 8 p.m.): Two white people fall in love during Christmas.

Christmas on Wheels πŸŽ₯ (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): Upon learning that her uncle sold her Mom's vintage convertible, Ashley enlists the help of her uncle's attorney, Duncan, to get it back.

Danger Force (Nickelodeon, 8 p.m.): Mika gets a lesson on snitching, but a surprise from Schwoz's mom might cause her to fail the test.

Dolittle πŸŽ₯ (HBO, 8 p.m.): Robert Downey Jr. starred in this terrible remake of a terrible old Hollywood movie, which is all based on a mediocre book. Then there is the mediocre adaptation.✔️

Earth's Great Seasons (BBC America, 8 p.m.): Summer, which is definitely a top four season.

Side Hustle (Nickelodeon, 8:30 p.m.): After testing a vitamin that makes kids like vegetables, Lex and Presley book a job as birthday party princesses. Once there, they realize the vitamin worked, they now love veggies, and they'll be playing princess next to an amazing vegetable garden.

Tour of Duty πŸ“Ί (Heroes & Icons, 8 p.m.): "McKay has a date with a "killer"" blonde but on the way to take her shopping he ends up hitting a child with his jeep and comes in contact "

Young, Stalked and Pregnant πŸŽ₯ (Lifetime Movies, 8 p.m.): A high school senior is... well, just read the title.

FOR THE RECORDShould I Stay or Go? (HGTV)
Dolittle (via Giphy)

πŸ•˜ EASTERN / πŸ•— CENTRAL

The Children Act πŸŽ₯ (Showtime, 9 p.m.): As her marriage crumbles, judge Emma Thompson must decide a case involving a teenage boy who is refusing a blood transfusion on religious principle.✔️

History's Greatest Mysteries (History, 9 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. Every week, a big mystery is explored. First up: D.B. Cooper. Laurence Fishburne hosts.

This Weekend in Pop Culture (WOT&Pop Culture, 9:30 p.m.): What pop culture have you consumed lately? Have you been to the theater? Those are a thing again for some brave souls. 

FOR THE RECORDDr. Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet (Animal Planet); Ghost Nation (Travel Channel); Iyanla: Fix My Life (OWN); The Substitute (Nickelodeon)

πŸ•™ EASTERN / πŸ•˜ CENTRAL

Eli Roth's History of Horror (AMC, 10 p.m.): SEASON FINALE. A deep dive into nine films that defy categorization and push the boundaries of horror. Great films that entertain and provoke audiences, and films that put society under a microscope, making people question not just what they fear, but why they fear it.

Meet Me at Christmas πŸŽ₯ (Hallmark Movies & Mysteries, 10 p.m.): A Catherine Bell flick.

QUICK HITS:
Behind Every Man (OWN): Tammy Franklin

FOR THE RECORD48 Hours (CBS); Destination Fear (Travel Channel); Mega Zoo (Animal Planet); Secrets of the Zoo: North Carolina (Nat Geo Wild)
The Children Act (via Tumblr)

πŸ•š EASTERN / πŸ•™ CENTRAL

The Streets of San Francisco πŸ“Ί (Decades, 11 p.m.): Spend the weekend with Karl Malden and Michael Douglas and their cool AF theme song. An undercover cop is murdered with Mike Stone's (Karl Malden) gun and a hotshot young inspector seems determined to pin the rap on Stone.✔️

QUICK HITS:
Boxing (Fox): Premier Boxing Champions

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⭐ Assassination Classroom (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): Another student joins E class, he is incredibly strong and claims to have ties to Koro Sensei. In fact, the preview suggests this new student is Koro Sensei's... brother. [*shock face*] The show is pretty nuts, but I am really digging it. The students are so well done with the growing appreciation for their teacher. But they remain vigilant about their task at hand to figure out a way to kill their teacher, who has senses and reflexes that make an attack seem impossible.

Fire Force (Adult Swim, 1 a.m.): Shinra is approved to have a meeting with Company 4 Captain Hague, who may be able to provide information on the Evangelist and Adolla Bursts. However, once the meeting starts, nearly everyone involved begins behaving erratically.

GΔ“musetto: Death Beat(s) (Adult Swim, 2 a.m.): Making their way through the Mesopotamian underworld of Kur, Dr. Legs and Makasu run into a formidable foe. Later, Josie has been seething with rage towards Makasu ever since his own death.

Hell Den (Syfy, midnight): The gang meets the annoying Ghoulie in the basement.

Kolchak: The Night Stalker πŸ“Ί (MeTV, midnight): A hospital is built on reclaimed land inhabited by the Native American bear-spirit legend Matchemonedo which threatens to destroy anyone who inhabits it.

Lost in Space πŸ“Ί (MeTV, 1 a.m.): After quickly leaving the planet they are on and rescuing the robot, which was swept overboard, the Robinson's discover a prison ship filled with cryogenically preserved prisoners.

Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 2:30 a.m.): Kabuto reanimates Fukai, the previous Eight Tails’ Jinchuriki, to attack Killer Bee and Motoi.

Purgatony (Syfy, 12:51 a.m.): Tony searches for the soul mate he would have had on Earth but stumbles upon a different discovery.

The Six Million Dollar Man πŸ“Ί (Cozi, midnight): "Steve tries to change the attitude of a lawless teen."

Sword Art Online: Alicization – War of Underworld (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): The Human Empire Army and Asuna fight valiantly, but are hopelessly outnumbered.

LATE-NIGHT TV

Austin City Limits (PBS, 11 p.m.): Jackie Venson, Mavis Staples, and Bonnie Raitt
The Greg Gutfeld Show (Fox News, 10 p.m.): Brian Kilmeade, Joe DeVito, Kat Timpf, and Tyrus
SNL Vintage πŸ“Ί (NBC, 10 p.m.): Martin Short and No Doubt (7 Dec 1996)

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Note: All times are Eastern.
Key SourcesThe Futon CriticIMDbTV PassportZap2it
⭐: Top Pick
πŸ’²: Game show
πŸŽ₯: Movie
πŸ“Ί: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
πŸˆπŸ’πŸ₯ŠπŸŽ️: Sportsballs

Happy watching, everyone!

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