The Stinkin' Lawyer And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'They Are What They Say They Hate' [The Bulwark]

A Blow-By-Blow Account Of Roodles' Ass-Kicking In Court Yesterday [Wonkette]

These Scumbags Can't Be Dragged Out Of Government Offices Too Soon [Slate]

Holly Robinson Peete Confirms That Trump Used Racial Slurs On Celebrity Apprentice [The Daily Beast]

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Apparently Cops Love Private Joker [Page Six]

Oh Nothing, Just Nazi Nutbag Tila Tequila Trying To Abduct And Baptize Neighborhood Children [DListed]

Michael J. Fox Says His Acting Career Is Likely Done [The A.V. Club]

'Radicalism In Mainstream Entertainment' [Lawyers, Guns & Money]

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Cazzie David Sounds Pret-ty, Pret-ty, Pret-ty Insufferable [Jezebel]

Get Ready For Once Upon A Time In Hollywood: The Novel [The Wrap]

Rachel Bloom Has A New Book Of Essays Out [The Hollywood Reporter]

'Supermodels Of The World: Veruschka The Mold-Breaker' [Town & Lorenzo]

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The Countdown To Bonds And Clemens Getting Into The Hall Has Begun [Deadspin]

Some People Are Unhappy With Randy Moss' Contribution During Monday Night's 'C'mon Man!' Segment [Awful Announcing]

Theo Epstein's Time In Chicago Is Over [Yahoo! Sports]

It's 2020 And The NFL Will Have Its First All-Black Officiating Crew This Coming Monday [USA Today]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - LUNA