Lady Smarmalade And Other Thursday Headlines

Via Tenor
November 19th Is... National Blow Bagpipes Day

A Former Lindsey Graham Campaign Staffer Says, 'Lindsey Graham Is The Worst' [The Bulwark]

Ah Yes, The Left Just Really Wanted To 'Cancel' Thanksgiving [Wonkette]

Trump Lawyer Jenna Ellis Used To Be Trump Hater Jenna Ellis [CNN]

Alex Petri On Superlawyer Roodles The Clown [The Washington Post]

Via Gfycat
November 19th Is... World Toilet Day

Kurt Russell Thinks Stars Should Keep Quiet About Their Political Leanings [The New YOrk Times]

Jason Momoa Made A Young Fan's Day [CBS Boston]

We Get It David Fincher, You Don't Want To Do Mindhunter Anymore [Variety]

Lynn Kellogg, Who Starred In The Original Broadway Production Of Hair, Died From COVID After Attending A Large Maskless Gathering In Branson, Missouri [Page Six]

Via Gifer
November 19th Is... Rocky & Bullwinkle Day

Ben Watkins, A Fourteen-Year-Old Who Competed On MasterChef Junior, Has Died [CNN]

Aloha, Supernatural [The Ringer]

Dear God, That's How They Revealed Noah's Paternity On SVU? [These Are Their Stories]

Jane Krakowski Deserves Much Better Than This [The Hollywood Reporter]

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November 19th Is... World Philosophy Day

Jim Nantz Wants A Big Payday [Awful Announcing]

You Won't See Robinson Canó In A Mets Uniform Until 2022 [Deadspin]

And Now For Something Completely Different: Bill Belichick Opines On U.S. Foreign Policy [Yahoo! Sports]

The Latest In COVID-Related College Football Cancellations [CNN]

Via Gifer
November 19th Is... Play Monopoly Day

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - HUXLEY & MILA