The Soup Nutsy And Other Thursday Headlines

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November 5th Is... Guy Fawkes Day

Lock Louis DeJoy Up [Wonkette]

'The Problem Of The Male Voter' [The Bulwark]

Ban His Fucking Account Already [Slate]

'Did 2020 Kill The Washington D.C. Election Night Party?' [Town & Country]

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November 5th Is... National Donut Day

Ewan McGregor Makes A Fine-Looking Halston [Tom & Lorenzo]

I'm Not As Bullish On Jonathan Demme's Manchurian Candidate Do-Over, Regardless Of The Era [The A.V. Club]

Ruth Wilson Is Dishing More Dirt Over Exiting The Affair [The Wrap]

Nice News From The National Zoo [DCist]

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November 5th Is... Firewood Day

'Jeopardy! Contestants Most Hated Word: Preemption' [The Ringer]

Bob Saget Is The Latest Masked Singer To Be Shown The Door [Variety]

Truman Capote's Charity Is Claiming The Rights To Breakfast At Tiffany's Reverted To Capote's Estate In 1984 [The Hollywood Reporter]

Gayle King Crash-Dieted On All-Soup To Lose Weight For Election Night [Celebitchy]

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November 5th Is... National Love Your Red Hair Day

Ken Jennings, Brad Rutter And - Sigh - James Holzhauer Are Teaming Up For A New Quiz Show [Awful Announcing]

'The Best Sports Memes Of The 2020 Election' [Deadspin]

Gordon Hayward May Be Wanting To Bail On Boston [Yahoo! Sports]

Who Ever Could Have Predicted This? [Sports Illustrated]

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November 5th Is... American Football Day

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Beverly Hills Buntz [1987]

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