One-Eyed Cats And Other Friday Headlines

Via Tenor

'GOP Floods Black Facebook With Absolute Shit' [Wonkette]

The GOP's New Mascot Should Be The Cricket [The Bulwark]

Alex Petri On The Trumpism 'Fluke' [The Washington Post]

James Carville Discusses Election Night Results [The Ringer]

Via Tenor

Don't Take Medical Advice From Human Blow-Up Dolls [Celebitchy]

The Family Ties Cast Is Getting Back Together [Page Six]

'Supermodels Of The World: Suzy Parker' [Tom & Lorenzo]

The Head Writer For The Tonight Show Is Out, Vows To Detox From Trumpism [The Hollywood Reporter]

Via Giphy

Patrick Duffy Is Dating Someone Age-Appropriate! [USA Today]

Hundreds Of Furballs Have Been Flown From Hawai'i To The Mainland Due To Overcrowded Shelters [CNN Via MSN]

Layoffs For Disney Studios *And* ESPN [Deadline]

Oscar Odds For Netflix [The Ringer]

Via Gfycat

Bob Baffert Should Have Been Banned From Racing Years Ago [The New York Times]

Bill Belichick Got Served With A Subpoena [Yahoo! Sports]

More College Football Cancellations [Awful Announcing]

'Trump's Long History Of Trying To Stick It To Sports' [Deadspin]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

Meet The Press  [1947]

24 [2001]

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