Jurassic Parking Lot And Other Friday Headlines

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Pity The Poor Q Cranks Who Are Still Waiting For 'The Storm,' Oh Wait, I Mean Fuck Those People [Yahoo! News]

'Finally, 2020 Paid Out For Someone' [The Bulwark]

Indeed, Turning Off Cable News Sounds Like A Good Idea [Pajiba]

Fancy That, People Who Aren't Incompetent Will Soon Be In Charge [Wonkette]

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Who Wants To Go To A Dinosaur Drive-Thru? [DCist]

I Really Hope Maria Bakalova Was Well-Compensated For Going Into That Hotel Room With Roodles [The New York Times]

'A Unified Theory Of Gillian Anderson, Our New Netflix Iron Lady' [The Ringer]

Why Not Both? [Page Six]

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TFW When You Realize Guy Fieri Actually Is Better Than Alton Brown [Deadline]

Icons Night On Dancing With The Stars Was... Interesting [Go Fug Yourself]

'How A Registered Sex Offender Thrived In Hollywood' [Variety]

HBO Max's 20 Days Of Kindness Campaign Includes One Very Questionable 'Incredible Organization' [Jezebel]

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Cool, I'll Be Watching The Puppy Bowl & Kitty Halftime Show [Awful Announcing]

'Did Augusta Really Need To Put Jack Nicklaus And Gary Player At Risk?' [Deadspin]

Tiger Had A Pret-ty, Pret-ty, Pret-ty Good Opening Round [Sports Illustrated]

Tim Duncan Is Likely Leaving His Assistant Coaching Gig With The Spurs [Yahoo! Sports]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - SCOUT