Is Shitblimp Dead Yet? And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Just Drink A Vat Of Flavor-Aid Already [Wonkette]

'The Great Unmasking Hoax Is Finally Dead' [The Bulwark]
When You've Lost Scarf Lady... [The Daily Beast]

Sure Seems Like Everyone With A Pulse Is Going To Get Out And Vote [Twitter]

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Controversial Cleopatra Gal Gadot Is VF's New Cover Girl [Vanity Fair]

'Are We The Next Lost Generation?' [Town & Country]

Is There Any More Awesome Celebrity Than Tracee Ellis Ross? [Shape]

Bryan Curtis And David Shoemaker On The Latest Political Nonsense [The Press Box]

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AMC Theaters Is Running Out Of Money [CNN]

A Compelling Argument For Joining The Flat Earth Society [Petri Dishes]

Coming To Amazon? [Pajiba]

India Oxenberg Is Speaking Out About NXIVM [The Hollywood Reporter]

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The NCAA's Paradise Jam Will Be In D.C. Next Month [DCist]

Yeah, Adam Schefter Sucks [Deadspin]

Cool, Way To Take DV Seriously [New York Post]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Kung Fu [1972]

MadTV [1995]


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