Erections Have Consequences And Other Tuesday Headlines

Via Gfycat

I'm Seeing And Hearing Way Too Much From Dilbert Guy [Wonkette]

'Conservative Make-Believe' [The Bulwark]

Roodles Be Roodling [The Daily Beast]

'Don't Jerk It During Work Meetings' Apparently Needs To Be Said To Some People [Vulture]

Via Giphy

'THEY KNEW!!!' [The Rewatchables]

Wait, People Watch The View For Joy Behar? [The Daily Beast]

The New Memorial At Arlington National Cemetery Honors Military Women And Service Dogs [DCist]

'The Trial Of The Chicago 7 Character Rankings' [The Ringer]

Via Imgur

An Interview With Daveed Diggs [Vulture]

No Second Season For Away [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Trailer For Ma Rainey's Black Bottom Is Here [The A.V. Club]

'L.A. Rescue Cat Named Steak Finds Home In Houston After Enchanting Owner On Facebook' [People Via MSN]

Via Tenor

Wow, Joe Buck Did Something I Approve Of, That Is Just Disgusting [Awful Announcing]

'The Most Overpaid And Underpaid Coaches In College Football, Vol. 1' [Deadspin]

Handicapping The World Series [Yahoo! Sports]

Don't Listen To Cousin Sal [Fox Sports Via MSN]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

The Robert MacNeil Report AKA The MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour [1975]

Cold Pizza [2003]

Watchmen [2019]

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