Laws Of Distraction And Other Friday Headlines

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'Me, Joe And The Worst Phone Call In The World' [The Bulwark]

John Ratfuckercliffe Can't Get Escorted Off Government Premises Soon Enough [Wonkette]

Cue Up The Crying Baby Gifs For Rudy Giuliani [The Daily Beast]

'Trump Can't Win The Vote' [Slate]

Gene Weingarten On What Comes Next [The Washington Post]

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Elvira Still Loves Halloween [Vogue]

Just In Time For Halloween, Rewatch The Exorcist [The Ringer]

Judge Judy Is Headed To IMDb TV [The Hollywood Reporter]

No One Asked For This: A Masked Singer Spinoff Hosted By Craig Robinson [CNN]

A Texas Fifth Grader Is Trying To Get 100,000 People Fed By Thanksgiving [CBS DFW Via MSN]

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'Anya Taylor-Joy On Playing Beth Harmon In The Queen's Gambit' [Town & Country]

Newly Pregnant Karlie Kloss Kusher Endorsed Joe Biden [W/Pajiba]

The Season Four Trailer For The Crown Is Here [YouTube]

VMI Tries To Prove It's Not Racist By 'Relocating' Statue Glorifying Racist [DCist]

A 'Relief' To Return To The Mandalorian's World/'The Mandalorian Season Two Entrance Survey' [Collider/The Ringer]

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I Guess No One Else Was Available? Tony LaRussa Is Headed To The White Sox [ESPN]

Yasiel Puig Is Gettin' Sued For Sexual Assault [Deadspin]

Hey, The Falcons Won One! [Yahoo! Sports]

The Arizona Coyotes Said 'Thanks But No Thanks' To Draft Pick Mitchell Miller After He Was Revealed To Be A Loathsome Human Being [Yahoo! Sports]

I Wouldn't Object To Kirk Herbstreit Calling NFL Games On A Regular Basis [Awful Announcing]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
It's A Living [1980]

Pit Bulls & Parolees [2009]
The Ingraham Angle [2017]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - ELLIE