What's On Tonight (Wednesday): 1 more 100

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Hiiiiiiiiii! It has been a pleasure seeing this season of The 100 anger fandom, who were vehemently pro-Bellamy-Clarke. Okay, the latter few seasons are more confusing for me with frequent setting resets and new characters. In this final chapter, the team prepares for the final battle against Cadogan, or as I call him: Beard Guy. If successful, they can move back to Earth in be at peace.

Elsewhere, movie treatments of The Boys in the Band and Gloria Steinem's life arrive on streamers, South Park goes back to school amidst a pandemic, Hawaiian nature gets the spotlight, Archer must stop the Barrys, and orange sportsballs.

Go float yourself, here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, September 30!

STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME

American Murder: The Family Next Door 🎥 (Netflix, 3 a.m.): Another true crime title for those people who love murder.

The Boys in the Band 🎥 (Netflix, 3 a.m.): At a birthday party in 1968 New York, a surprise guest and a drunken game leave seven gay friends reckoning with unspoken feelings and buried truths.✔️

The Glorias 🎥 (Amazon, 3 a.m.): Ryan Kiera Armstrong, Lulu Wilson, Alicia Vikander, and Julianne Moore (and Gloria Steinem) play feminist icon Gloria Steinem at various times in her life in this biopic spanning her entire life.✔️

Jeopardy! 💲 (Syndicated, check your local listings): Yesterday's FJ was confusing and dumb!

Quantum Leap 📺 (Comet, 7 p.m.): As his own great-grandfather, Union soldier Sam must charm his Southern belle great-grandmother.

QUICK HITS:
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In 📺 (Decades, 7 p.m): Bob Hope, Abbe Lane, Goldie Hawn, and Greer Garson (30 Sep 1968)

FOR THE RECORD: 50 States of Fright (Quibi, 3 a.m.); 60 in 6 (Quibi, 3 a.m.); Benedict Men (Quibi, 3 a.m.); Married at First Sight: Unfiltered (Lifetime, 7:30 p.m.)

🕗 EASTERN / 🕖 CENTRAL

Hawaii: Islands of Wonder (PBS, 8 p.m.): FINALE. Hawaii, the most remote island chain in the world, is home to a wealth of wildlife, from humpback whales to waterfall-climbing fish.

⭐ The 100 (The CW, 8 p.m.): SERIES FINALE. "After all the fighting and loss, Clarke and her friends reach the final battle." Will Madi survive? Will the team get to go back to Earth? Who will die? Will there be a Bellamy cameo? Lexa?! #Clexa4life! I'm sure Beard Guy dies. And maybe ever Eye-Patch Guy. But TBH, I couldn't really tell you the smaller details of the season because it is confusing ever since that big time jump. RIP Monty and Harper.✔️

House of Payne (BET, 8 p.m.): After his divorce, Calvin decides to date again. Later, Jazmine gets candid with Ella about wanting to have sex for the first time.

In the Cut (Bounce, 8 p.m.): Kenny joins an outreach program called Big Bruh, while Jay and Wade are forced to deal with a biker crew.

South Park (Comedy Central, 8 p.m.): In this one-hour special episode, the kids head back to school as the COVID-19 pandemic continues to challenge the residents of South Park.

FOR THE RECORD: AEW: Dynamite (TNT); Big Brother (CBS); Expedition Unknown (Discovery Channel); Jimmy Kimmel Live: Game Night (ABC); Married at First Sight (Lifetime); The Masked Singer (Fox); WWE NXT (USA)

🕘 EASTERN / 🕗 CENTRAL 

Assisted Living (BET, 9 p.m.): Jeremy's online plumber training backfires on him, literally. Later, Sandra tries to mislead Philip about where she's going and who she is going with.

I Can See Your Voice (Fox, 9 p.m.): Guest panelists Niecy Nash and Jay Pharoah on this voice guessing show. Or something like that. I don't actually know.✔️

Nova (PBS, 9 p.m.): Last week we learned  how the written language came to be. This week: how the development of writing played a vital role in shaping world history, from the invention of paper to the printed book.

QUICK HITS:
2020 NBA Finals 🏀 (ABC): Miami Heat vs. Los Angeles Lakers

FOR THE RECORD: Blood on the Wall (National Geographic, special); Brother vs. Brother (HGTV); Counting Cars (History); Crimes Gone Viral (Investigation Discovery); Dodgeball Thunderdome (Discovery Channel); Donkmaster (Viceland, season finale); Food Paradise (Cooking Channel); Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network); Love Island (CBS); Restored (DIY Network); Wheeler Dealers (MotorTrend)

I Can See Your Voice (via Giphy)

🕙 EASTERN / 🕘 CENTRAL

Archer (FXX, 10 p.m.): Archer and the gang team up with Barry to stop an army of Barrys from turning the world into Barrys.

Hacking Your Mind (PBS, 10 p.m.): FINALE. Why hacking for good is an important scientific discovery and how people can hack their own minds to improve their lives and change the world for the better.

Voices Magnified: Locked Up in America (A&E, 10 p.m.): SPECIAL. Carlos Watson moderates a conversation between incarcerated people calling in from prison phones across the nation and two Washington prison reform advocates about the challenges and potential solutions to the current prison system in America.

FOR THE RECORD: 48 Hours: Suspicion (CBS); Cari & Jemele (Viceland); Chaos in Court (Investigation Discovery); House Hunters/House Hunters International (HGTV); Impossible Fixes (Science); Marrying Millions (Lifetime)

🕚 EASTERN / 🕙 CENTRAL 

QUICK HITS:
The Carol Burnett Show 📺 (MeTV): Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway (23 Dec 1972)

FOR THE RECORD: Nightly Pop (E!, 11:30 p.m.); Ridiculousness (MTV); The Soup (E!); Vice News Tonight (Viceland)

LATE-NIGHT TALK & SATIRE

The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.)
The Dick Cavett Show 📺 (Decades, 9 p.m.): Louis Armstrong, John Byner, and William F. Buckley (29 Jul 1970)

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (TBS, 10:30 p.m.)
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Julie Bowen and My Morning Jacket
Johnny Carson 📺 (Antenna TV, 10 p.m.): Georgia Frontiere, David Brenner, and Bob Uecker (23 Sep 1982)
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Hillary Rodham Clinton and Surfaces
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m.): Taylor Schilling, Brian Stelter, and Jessica Burdeaux
A Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): John Lithgow and Jonathan Alter
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Chris Colfer and BTS
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen: @ Home (Bravo, 10 p.m.): Stacey Abrams and Ilana Glazer

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Note: All times are Eastern.

Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; TV Passport; Zap2it
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📺: Throwback
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🏈⚾🏀: Sportsballs

Happy watching, everyone!