The Tree Louse And Other Tuesday Headlines

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That 'Raid' On Jack Burkman Was Faked By Jack Burkman [Wonkette[

Even By Trump Standards, This Is One Of The Dumbest Things He's Ever Said [The Daily Beast]

'Breaking With Trump' [The Bulwark]

The Shit In Rage Is Worse Than You've Heard [Slate]

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In Case You Thought J.K. Rowling Was Done Trying To Piss People Off [DListed]

Your Periodic Reminder That Kristen Schaal Is Pretty Fucking Awesome [Pajiba]

Chris Evans May Or May Not Have Intended To Leak His Dick Photos [Celebtichy]

Handicapping This Year's Emmys [The Hollywood Reporter]

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'A Debutante Delayed: Little Edie Beale's Life After Grey Gardens' [Town & Country]

Meet The First Champ In The Covid Era Of Jeopardy! [Vulture]

RIP Florence Pendelton [DCist]

The End Of The Kardashian 'Empire'? If Only [Buzzfeed News]

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TL;dr - Maybe He Should Have Just Retired? [The Ringer]

How Hard Is It To Settle On A New Team Name? [Awful Announcing]

I Still Don't Know Who This Douche Is [Deadspin]

JLo And A-Rod Won't Own The Mets After All [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Lone Ranger [1949]

Peyton Place [1964]
Gidget [1965]

Green Acres [1965]
I Spy [1965]

Lost In Space [1965]

The Big Valley [1965]

CHiPs [1977]

L.A. Law [1986]

Eerie, Indiana [1991]

Top Chef: Just Desserts [2010]

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