Spawn Girl And Other Thursday Headlines

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Awww Ivana Thinks Vanks Will Be President Some Day [People]

More Republican Ratfuckery [The Daily Beast]

C'mon Geezers! [Slate]

'SEPTEMBER SURPRISE! Trump Still About As Popular As Cat Vomit' [Wonkette]

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Lock Him Up [ABC 7]

The Mothership Weighs In With Emmy Predictions [The A.V. Club]

This Is Some Final Destination-Caliber Shit [CNN]

Lady A Strikes Back [DListed]

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An Interview With Resident Favorite Carrie Coon [The Hollywood Reporter]

'The Oral History Of The Town' [The Ringer]

Jazz And Cultural Critic Stanley Crouch Has Died [NPR]

The Breakup Between Cat Cora And Her Ex-Wife Continues To Be Ugly [Page Six]

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Maria Taylor's ESPN Colleagues Had Her Back [Awful Announcing]

Just In Time For The U.S. Open, A Profile Of Dustin Johnson [The Ringer]

Mark Your Calendars For The Return Of NCAA Basketball In November [Yahoo! Sports]

'The Big Ten Is Back, But Not Because Of Trump. It's About Money' [Deadspin]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Car 54, Where Are You? [1961]

The Fugitive [1963]

Bewitched [1964]

Hogan's Heroes [1965]

Mission: Impossible [1966]

Julia [1968]

Room 222 [1969]
The Flip Wilson Show [1970]

McMillan & Wife [1971]

M*A*S*H [1972]

Head Of The Class [1986]

Major Dad [1989]

The Trials Of Rosie O'Neill [1990]

Home Improvement [1991]

Spin City [1996]

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter [2002]
Archer [2009]

Community [2009]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine [2013]

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