Ol' Crazy Eyes Out And Other Friday Headlines

 

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'A Mega-Preview Of Next Week's Debate' [The Press Box Podcast]

Michelle Bachmann, 'Memba Her? She Poked Her Batshit Head Out Of The Gopher Hole [Wonkette]

It Should Be No Surprise That Among The 'Dumb White Celebrities' Using This App Are Brody Jenner And Scott Disick [The Daily Beast]

'What Is To Be Done?' [The Bulwark]

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Hot Take Of The Day: 'Why Stanley Kubrick Was Never Able to Tap Into His Full Potential' [CBR]

Just Get Snipped Already [DListed]

Tyra Banks Admitted She's 'Messed Up' On Dancing With The Stars [People]

Chris Rock Will Kick Off Saturday Night Live's Forty-Sixth Season [Pajiba]

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The Duchess Of Drama Made An Appearance On America's Got Talent [Celebitchy]

News About Ellen That Doesn't Involve How Much Everyone Hates Her Guts [Page Six]

Alt-Weekly Washington City Paper Is Going Monthly For The Time Being [DCist]

'Not Many People Have Basements In California...' [The Ringer]

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Racists In The UFC? You Don't Say! [Yahoo! Sports]

John Thompson's Life Will Get The Documentary Treatment [Awful Announcing]

'What Rulon Gardner Has Been Up (And Down) To' [Sports Illustrated]

The French Open Is Still Scheduled To Start This Sunday [Deadspin]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. [1964]

The Jim Nabors Hour [1969]

The Partridge Family [1970]

Mork & Mindy/Laverne & Shirley/Fonz Hour [1982]

Silver Spoons [1982]

Three's A Crowd [1984]

Beauty And The Beast [1987]

Veronica's Closet [1997]

Freaks & Geeks [1999]

The Mindy Project [2012]

How To Get Away With Murder [2014]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PABLO