Contemporary American Dolt-ery And Other Friday Headlines

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Donnie's Internal Monologue Is A Perpetual 'He'll Like Me, He'll Really Really Like Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' [Wonkette]

'The Coming Biden Landslide' [The Bulwark]

'A Father And Son's Powerful Protest Against Racial Inequality' [NBC News]

Khizr Khan Hits Back At The Sundowning Shitgibbon [WGBH]

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Fuck You, Netflix [The Hollywood Reporter]

In Case You've Forgotten That Dr. Phil Is Absolutely Terrible [Wonkette]

RIP Stray Liotta [Twitter]

Why The Duke And Duchess Of Drama Are 'Releasing Their Ties' [Town & Country]

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It's Hard To Believe That The Jussie Smollett Faux 'Hate Crime' Happened In January 2019 [DListed]

Bob Woodward's Motives And An Interview With Don Winslow [The Press Box Podcast]

Of Course, Killing Keeping Up With The Kardashians Came Down To  Issues Of Money [Page Six]

Neve Campbell Has Joined The 'Relaunch' Of The Scream Franchise [Variety]

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Skip Bayless Had Another Garbage Hot Take, Throw It On The Pile [Awful Announcing]

'Here Comes The Bullshit' [Deadspin]

A Collegiate Baseball Groundhog Day [The Ringer]

Bubba Wallace Bid Adieu To Richard Petty Motorsports [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Carol Burnett Show [1967]

Little House On The Prairie [1974]

Ned & Stacey [1995]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - EARL