Wordy Ranting And Other Tuesday Headlines

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You're Gonna Have To Think About Jerry Falwell Jr.'s Wife Getting Drilled While He Watched, Sorry About That [Wonkette]

'All Hail Dear Leader' Sure Is An Interesting Platform For The GOP [The Bulwark]

Seriously, What The Fuck Was This? [New York Magazine]

More Republicans Coming Out For Joe Biden [Politico]

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Angie Just Can't Let Go Of Brad [Page Six]

Sofia Vergara Is Defending Totally Not-Racist Ellen [CNN]

Prolific Character Actor Allan Rich Has Died [Deadline]

'Why Catherine O'Hara And Cecily Strong Love Oblivious People [New York Times]

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There's Plenty Of Time To Fight Over The Panda Cub's Name [DCist]

Wait, People Think Ed Harris Was 'The Voice' In Field Of Dreams? [The Daily Beast]

'A History Of Movie Co-Stars Hating Each Other' [The Ringer]

Shut Up, Piers Morgan [DListed]

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The Caps Fired Their Coach [ESPN]

'It’s Time To Distrust The Process And Break Up These Loser Sixers' [Deadspin]

Apologies Have Been Made And Accepted For The 'Bitch Ass White Boy' Comment [Yahoo! Sports]

Vin Scully Lent His Voice To The Kobe Bryant Tribute Video From The Dodgers [Awful Announcing]

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Notable Television Premieres
The Facts Of Life [August 24, 1979]

Those Amazing Animals [August 24, 1980]

Roc [August 25, 1991]

My So-Called Life [August 25, 1994]
On Becoming A God In Central Florida [August 25, 2019]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - JACKSON