Dallas and Robo |
Hi! Tonight's Top Pick is the Syfy premiere of the animated comedy Dallas & Robo, which was originally released in 2018 via YouTube. The series is about space trucker Dallas (Kat Dennings) and her cowboy robot Robo (John Cena) as they travel the universe and get into wacky situations, like the dangers of cannibal bikers, rival space truckers and vending machine burritos. Hey, the girls gotta eat.
Elsewhere, a security guard is accused of the 1996 Olympics bombing, Big City Greens does a flashback, the Tramp helps a blind girl, Jodi Arias gets a followup documentary, Hell Den comes to Syfy, and Cyanide & Happiness is back.
And hey, let's be careful out there, here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, August 8!
Tour of Duty πΊ (Heroes & Icons, 7 p.m.): Goldman's platoon leaves on another mission that brings them close to the Cambodian border -- which they are forbidden to cross.
FOR THE RECORD: Cold Justice (Oxygen, 6 p.m.); It's Okay to Not Be Okay (Netflix, 3 a.m.); License to Kill (Oxygen, 7 p.m., season premiere)
All That (Nickelodeon, 8:35 p.m.): Variety stuff for kids!
Amphibia (Disney Channel, 8:22 p.m.): At a ritzy town, Anne and the Plantars unexpectedly run into an old pal from Wartwood. The family visits a roadside oddities museum where every treasure comes with a price.
Big City Greens (Disney Channel, 8 p.m.): Flashback! Young Bill will do whatever it takes to help keep the family farm in business. Tilly and Nancy enjoy Saxon's birthday at a fancy doll store.
City Lights π₯ (TCM, 8 p.m.): A masterpiece not just of silent cinema, but of all cinema. The Chaplin's timeless tramp meets a blind girl and does everything he can to raise money so she have surgery to restore her sight. And oooof, the final scene.
Danger Force (Nickelodeon, 8 p.m.): Brainstorm tries to keep Danger Force members' identities a secret once he is on television.
Diesel Brothers (Discovery Channel, 8 p.m.): Chris Jacobs and the Diesel Brothers host as Monster Jam drivers attempt the most extreme world records, including an outrageous distance jump by Megalodon. Shark Week 2020 begins tomorrow!
The Owl House (Disney Channel, 8:44 p.m.): Luz experiences Grom, Hexside's version of prom, and it is not what she expects.
Richard Jewell π₯ (HBO, 8 p.m.): American security guard Richard Jewell saves many lives from an exploding bomb at the 1996 Olympics, but is vilified by journalists and the press who falsely reported that he was a terrorist. This Clint Eastwood movie is a mixed bag, but has some good performances.✔️
Spider-Man π₯ (Starz, 8 p.m.): In 2002, Spider-Man finally arrived on the big screen, and... it wasn't that good.
Svengoolie: Creature with the Atom Brain π₯ (MeTV, 8 p.m.): Surprisingly this is not a documentary about the size of the president's brain! An ex-Nazi mad scientist uses radio-controlled atomic-powered zombies in his quest to help an exiled American gangster return to power.
FOR THE RECORD: Love & Marriage: Huntsville (OWN); Nickelodeon's Unfiltered π² (Nickelodeon, 8:05 p.m.); Say Yes to the Dress (TLC); Vacation House Rules (HGTV)
Countdown π₯ (Showtime, 9 p.m.): When a nurse downloads an app that claims to predict the moment a person will die, it tells her she only has three days to live. With the clock ticking and a figure haunting her, she must find a way to save her life before time runs out.
Love on Harbor Island π₯ (Hallmark Channel, 9 p.m.): White people fall in love on Harbor Island.
FOR THE RECORD: Believers (Travel Channel); Family or FiancΓ© (OWN); ; The Incredible Dr. Pol (Nat Geo Wild)✔️; Pit Bulls & Parolees (Animal Planet); The Unxplained (History)
Jodi Arias: Cellmate Secrets (Lifetime, 10 p.m.): SPECIAL. New information comes to light about Jodi Arias and the murder of her ex-boyfriend, Travis Alexander, as her former cellmates and closest confidants give firsthand accounts of their time behind bars with the murderess.
THE GUEST LIST:
Girlfriends Check In (OWN): Lynn Whitfield and Tina Knowles Lawson
FOR THE RECORD: Hotel Paranormal (Travel Channel); The Secret Life of the Zoo (Animal Planet); Unidentified: Inside America's UFO Investigation (History)
THE GUEST LIST:
The Johnny Cash Show πΊ (getTV, 11 p.m.): George Jones and Judy Collins (15 Apr 1970)
Black Clover (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): "To the Heart Kingdom!"
Cyanide & Happiness (Syfy, 1:07 a.m.): The web series is back on the Syfy schedule. A town celebrates Opposite Day... a man might be dead... a man uses science to create a park.
⭐ Dallas & Robo (Syfy, midnight): SERIES PREMIERE. When Dallas and Robo have their trailer full of particle weapons stolen by a notorious cannibal biker gang, they go under cover to steal back their load and save the solar system from certain chaos. The show, starring the voices of Kat Dennings and Jon Cena, is two years old, but it's new to Syfy. Maybe it'll order more episodes if it's successful. The supporting cast includes the voice boxes of Stephen Root, Tim Blake Nelson, Milana Vayntrub, and Dana Snyder.
Hell Den (Syfy, 1:12 a.m.): "Hell Den mixes original animation and re-dubbed cartoons in a deliciously warped and hilarious brew of social satire, musical parody, and old-fashioned juvenile humor." The show has been compared to MST3K. In the first episode, Andrew makes some strange new friends who just might kill him. Originally made for DrinkTV, Syfy has ordered a second season.✔️
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): The gang fights two assassins, one of whom uses a Stand that causes living beings to rot to death.
Lost in Space πΊ (MeTV, 1 a.m.): Will and Dr. Smith are confronted by a knight who is on a quest to destroy the beast Gundemar. Penny, meanwhile, meets Gundemar and befriends her. This is a really dumb episode.
Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 2:30 a.m.): Naruto, an adolescent ninja, dreams of becoming the Hokage in his village.
The Greg Gutfeld Show (Fox News, 10 p.m.): Terry Schappert, Joe DeVito, Kat Timpf, and Tyrus
⭐: Top Pick
π²: Game show
π₯: Movie
πΊ: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
Happy watching, everyone!
Elsewhere, a security guard is accused of the 1996 Olympics bombing, Big City Greens does a flashback, the Tramp helps a blind girl, Jodi Arias gets a followup documentary, Hell Den comes to Syfy, and Cyanide & Happiness is back.
And hey, let's be careful out there, here's what's on television for tonight, Saturday, August 8!
STREAMING & EARLY PRIMETIME
The Code (Ovation, 7 p.m.): Ned investigates the truck accident and Jesse confronts the new powers of the law.
FOR THE RECORD: Cold Justice (Oxygen, 6 p.m.); It's Okay to Not Be Okay (Netflix, 3 a.m.); License to Kill (Oxygen, 7 p.m., season premiere)
π EASTERN / π CENTRAL
All That (Nickelodeon, 8:35 p.m.): Variety stuff for kids!
Amphibia (Disney Channel, 8:22 p.m.): At a ritzy town, Anne and the Plantars unexpectedly run into an old pal from Wartwood. The family visits a roadside oddities museum where every treasure comes with a price.
Big City Greens (Disney Channel, 8 p.m.): Flashback! Young Bill will do whatever it takes to help keep the family farm in business. Tilly and Nancy enjoy Saxon's birthday at a fancy doll store.
City Lights π₯ (TCM, 8 p.m.): A masterpiece not just of silent cinema, but of all cinema. The Chaplin's timeless tramp meets a blind girl and does everything he can to raise money so she have surgery to restore her sight. And oooof, the final scene.
Danger Force (Nickelodeon, 8 p.m.): Brainstorm tries to keep Danger Force members' identities a secret once he is on television.
Diesel Brothers (Discovery Channel, 8 p.m.): Chris Jacobs and the Diesel Brothers host as Monster Jam drivers attempt the most extreme world records, including an outrageous distance jump by Megalodon. Shark Week 2020 begins tomorrow!
The Owl House (Disney Channel, 8:44 p.m.): Luz experiences Grom, Hexside's version of prom, and it is not what she expects.
Richard Jewell π₯ (HBO, 8 p.m.): American security guard Richard Jewell saves many lives from an exploding bomb at the 1996 Olympics, but is vilified by journalists and the press who falsely reported that he was a terrorist. This Clint Eastwood movie is a mixed bag, but has some good performances.✔️
Spider-Man π₯ (Starz, 8 p.m.): In 2002, Spider-Man finally arrived on the big screen, and... it wasn't that good.
Svengoolie: Creature with the Atom Brain π₯ (MeTV, 8 p.m.): Surprisingly this is not a documentary about the size of the president's brain! An ex-Nazi mad scientist uses radio-controlled atomic-powered zombies in his quest to help an exiled American gangster return to power.
FOR THE RECORD: Love & Marriage: Huntsville (OWN); Nickelodeon's Unfiltered π² (Nickelodeon, 8:05 p.m.); Say Yes to the Dress (TLC); Vacation House Rules (HGTV)
Richard Jewell (via Disqus) |
π EASTERN / π CENTRAL
Countdown π₯ (Showtime, 9 p.m.): When a nurse downloads an app that claims to predict the moment a person will die, it tells her she only has three days to live. With the clock ticking and a figure haunting her, she must find a way to save her life before time runs out.
Love on Harbor Island π₯ (Hallmark Channel, 9 p.m.): White people fall in love on Harbor Island.
This Weekend in Pop Culture (WOT&Pop Culture, 9:30 p.m.): What pop culture have you consumed lately?
FOR THE RECORD: Believers (Travel Channel); Family or FiancΓ© (OWN); ; The Incredible Dr. Pol (Nat Geo Wild)✔️; Pit Bulls & Parolees (Animal Planet); The Unxplained (History)
π EASTERN / π CENTRAL
Jodi Arias: Cellmate Secrets (Lifetime, 10 p.m.): SPECIAL. New information comes to light about Jodi Arias and the murder of her ex-boyfriend, Travis Alexander, as her former cellmates and closest confidants give firsthand accounts of their time behind bars with the murderess.
THE GUEST LIST:
Girlfriends Check In (OWN): Lynn Whitfield and Tina Knowles Lawson
The Johnny Cash Show πΊ (getTV, 10 p.m.): Roy Orbison, Kenny Rogers, and Shel Silverstein (1 Apr 1970)
The Incredible Dr. Pol (via Giphy) |
π EASTERN / π CENTRAL
Hill Street Blues πΊ (Heroes & Icons, 11 p.m.): Welcome to Hill Street! It's the series premiere episode!✔️
Rhoda πΊ (Decades, 11:30 p.m.): Spend the weekend with this wonderful but at times uneven Mary Tyler Moore spinoff. In this episode, Rhoda has her first face-to-face meeting with Joe's ex-wife. New York, this is your last chance.
The Johnny Cash Show πΊ (getTV, 11 p.m.): George Jones and Judy Collins (15 Apr 1970)
Hill Street Blues (via Giphy) |
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Black Clover (Adult Swim, 1:30 a.m.): "To the Heart Kingdom!"
Cyanide & Happiness (Syfy, 1:07 a.m.): The web series is back on the Syfy schedule. A town celebrates Opposite Day... a man might be dead... a man uses science to create a park.
⭐ Dallas & Robo (Syfy, midnight): SERIES PREMIERE. When Dallas and Robo have their trailer full of particle weapons stolen by a notorious cannibal biker gang, they go under cover to steal back their load and save the solar system from certain chaos. The show, starring the voices of Kat Dennings and Jon Cena, is two years old, but it's new to Syfy. Maybe it'll order more episodes if it's successful. The supporting cast includes the voice boxes of Stephen Root, Tim Blake Nelson, Milana Vayntrub, and Dana Snyder.
Hell Den (Syfy, 1:12 a.m.): "Hell Den mixes original animation and re-dubbed cartoons in a deliciously warped and hilarious brew of social satire, musical parody, and old-fashioned juvenile humor." The show has been compared to MST3K. In the first episode, Andrew makes some strange new friends who just might kill him. Originally made for DrinkTV, Syfy has ordered a second season.✔️
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (Adult Swim, 12:30 a.m.): The gang fights two assassins, one of whom uses a Stand that causes living beings to rot to death.
Lost in Space πΊ (MeTV, 1 a.m.): Will and Dr. Smith are confronted by a knight who is on a quest to destroy the beast Gundemar. Penny, meanwhile, meets Gundemar and befriends her. This is a really dumb episode.
Naruto: Shippuden (Adult Swim, 2:30 a.m.): Naruto, an adolescent ninja, dreams of becoming the Hokage in his village.
LATE-NIGHT TV
The Greg Gutfeld Show (Fox News, 10 p.m.): Terry Schappert, Joe DeVito, Kat Timpf, and Tyrus
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Note: All times are Eastern.
Key Sources: The Futon Critic; IMDb; TV Passport; Zap2it⭐: Top Pick
π²: Game show
π₯: Movie
πΊ: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
Happy watching, everyone!
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