The Power Choker And Other Thursday Headlines

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August 27th Is... Lyndon Baines Johnson Day

'Democracy Without Integrity Is Impossible' And Speaking Of Someone With No Integrity... Kimberly Guilfoyle's Journey To The Dark Side [The Bulwark/Slate]

An Excerpt From Stephanie Winston Wolkoff's Tell All About Melons [New York Magazine]

Hey, What's Dilbert Douchebag Scott Adams Up To? [JoeMyGod]

Today's GOP, Everyone [Wonkette]

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August 27th Is... Just Because Day

No Wonder Kanye Likes Trump So Much [DListed]

No Roman Polanski, You Don't Have A Right To Be A Member Of AMPAS [New York Post]

In Her Weekly Chat, Alex Petri Tries To Divine The Mind Of The Wife In The 'Jake From State Farm' Ad [The Washington Post]

'The High Life Of Jeff Spicoli' [The Ringer]

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August 27th Is... Banana Lover's Day

'The Rich Are Buying Compounds During The Pandemic' [Town & Country]

Mei Xiang Is Such A Good Mommy [National Zoo]

An Interview With Groundbreaking Emmy Nominee Robin Thede [Vulture]

The Duke And Duchess Of Drama Are Making Themselves At Home With Some Of Oprah's Favorite People [Vanity Fair]

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August 27th Is... The Duchess Who Wasn't Day

Old Man Yells At Cloud [Awful Announcing]

The U.S. Open Starts Monday At Flushing Meadows But The Withdrawals Keep Coming [Yahoo! Sports]

'An Open Letter To Nick Saban' [Deadspin]

What Happened To 'The Next Pele'? [Crime In Sports Podcast]

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August 27th Is... Pony Express Day

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Martin [1992]

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