Shartmanland And Other Thursday Headlines

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'President POS Says What?' [Wonkette]

Unleash The Power Of #KHIVE [The Daily Beast]

News You Can Use: The Supreme Court's 'Shadow Docket' [Slate]

'Kamala Is A Cop? Kamala Is A Cop!' [The Bulwark]

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Just Call Her Gen Pop Ghislaine [DListed]

Sarah Cooper Managed To Snag A Netflix Special [Vulture]

Man, Do I Miss Wearing Lipstick [Town & Country]

'Now's Your Chance To Own Catherine Zeta-Jones' Mosquito Repellent Shawl' [Page Six]

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The Stars Came Out For A Tesla Screening At Donna Karan's East Hampton Pad [The Hollywood Reporter]

This Year's National Book Festival Is Going Virtual [DCist]

Diana: The Musical Will Show Up On Netflix Before Reopening On Broadway [Deadline]

Celebrity Stylist Tamarin Puts J-Lo At The Top Of Her 'Worst To Work With' List [Celebitchy]

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'We Just Brought The King Of The Mountain Of Sports Slurs To Its Knees' [The Ringer]

Ewwwww, Deion Sanders Is Joining Barstool Sports [Awful Announcing]

How Snitches Can Save Professional Football [Yahoo! Sports]

THE Ohio State University Buckeyes Coach Is Hoping For A Spring Restart [ESPN]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
South Park [1997]
Californication [2007]
Major Crimes [2012]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - DENNIS