Put On A Catty Face And Other Friday Headlines

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'President Bigly Brain's Batshit Presser Went A Little Off The Rails'//'Person. Woman. Man. DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO STEAL ALL THE ANIMALS ... TV!' [Wonkette]

Indeed, The 'Taste For Crazy' *Is* Most Certainly More On One Side Than The Other [The Bulwark]

Ratfuckery, Bay State Style [The Intercept]

If You Haven't Read Mary Trump's Book Yet, You Should Really Read Mary Trump's Book [The Daily Beast]

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas In August [Vulture]

Found The Celebrity Who Thinks The Pandemic Is Just Awesome [DListed]

Angie Is Still Dragging The Divorce Out [Celebitchy]

'Ten Episodes Of Curb Your Enthusiasm That Show The Dangers (And Pleasures) Of Spite' [The A.V. Club]

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Amy Schumer Is In No Rush To Get Pregnant Again Or Maybe Ever... Ugh But Guess Who Is Pregnant Again?  [Page Six/People]

A Shelter Cat Named Dennis Quaid Is Getting Adopted By A Dude Named Dennis Quaid [WSLS]

'The Never-Before-Told Account Of An Epic Battle Over Stolen Movie Props' [The Hollywood Reporter[

HBO Max Thinks We Need A 'Context Disclaimer' For Blazing Saddles [CBR]

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'Which Movie Golfer Has The Best Swing?' [The Ringer]

This Ratings For This Season's Premiere Of Hard Knocks Were, How Shall We Say, Underwhelming [Awful Announcing]

Why Isn't Dick Allen In The Baseball Hall Of Fame? [Deadspin]

More Pressure For Dan Snyder To Get Out Of The Professional Football Business [Yahoo! Sports]

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