A Little Night Mucus And Other Wednesday Headlines*

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Cocaine Is A Helluva Drug [Wonkette]

The Newest QAnon Hotspots Are... Peloton Forums [Columbia Journalism Review]

The Theme Of The 2020 RNCC Is: Liiiiiiieeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss [Slate]

Now Wingnuts Want To Impeach Mike DeWine For Being Insufficiently Wingnutty [The Bulwark]

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TIL JB Smoove Was A Writer On SNL For A Single Season, Just Like LD [The Daily Beast]

The Kate McKinnon/Joe Exotic Series Is A Go And Carole Baskin Herself Might End Up On Dancing With The D-Listers [The Wrap/E! News]

Some Floridians Are Mad At Jerry Seinfeld [Page Six]

Missed This A Couple Weeks Ago: Larry Wilmore Is Heading Back To Late Night Via Peacock, Would Be Super Fucking Cool If They Resolved Their Shit With Roku So We Can Watch It [Deadline]

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Holy Shit, Halle Berry And Olivier Martinez Are STILL Not Divorced? [DListed]

Kevin Bacon Enjoys Chili Powder On His 'Morning Mango' [Celebitchy]

The Transformation Of The Daily Show Into The Daily Social Distancing Show [Variety]

'Still, We Dance: Sixty Years Of Alvin Ailey' [Town & Country]

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Buck Showalter Is Heading To MLB Network [Awful Announcing]

Members Of The Detroit Lions Spent Tuesday Addressing The Shooting Of Jacob Blake [Deadspin]

Peacock Will Offer Live Coverage Of The U.S. Open Next Month, Would Be Super Fucking Cool If They Resolved Their Shit With Roku So We Can Watch It [The Hollywood Reporter]

Oh Fuck You, Jer [Yahoo! Sports]

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*With apologies to Christopher Plummer.

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
7th Heaven [1996]

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