The Tacky Hooker And Other Tuesday Headlines

Via Imgur
July 28th Is... Buffalo Soldiers Day

Yes, Burn It All Down, And That Includes The Press' Obsession With Screaming 'PIVOT!!!!' [The Bulwark/Media Matters]

Alex Petri On Cancel Culture [The Washington Post]

Oh Isn't That Sweet, Melons Is Pretending To Work Again [Wonkette]

Nothing To See Here, Just Old-Fashioned Antisemitism From A Republican Member Of Congress [Forward]

Via Giphy
July 28th Is... National Hamburger Day

Your Periodic Reminder That Tom Cruise Is A Garbage Person [The Underground Bunker]

Tom & Lorenzo On Celebrity Marriages [Pop Style Opinionfest]

The Next Smithsonian Museum May Be Dedicated To Latino History [DCist]

Queer Eye's Antoni Got A Buzzcut [Page Six]

Via Gifer
July 28th Is... National Milk Chocolate Day

The Ellen DeGeneres Show Is Officially Being Investigated For Workplace Issues [Variety]

Alan Menken Has Finally Joined The EGOT Club [The Hollywood Reporter]

'We're Going To Run Out Of TV' [The Ringer]

TIL Alf Clausen Was Fired By The Simpsons In 2017 [Deadline]

Via Frinkiac
July 28th Is... National Waterpark Day

Cousin Sal Is Branching Out [Awful Announcing]

Great Job, Everyone [The Ringer]

Nationals Catcher Tres Barrera Is Suing MLB Over A PED Suspension [NBC Sports]

Raise Your Hand If You Think There Really Will Be A NFL Season In 2020 [Yahoo! Sports]

Via Gfycat
July 28th Is... World Nature Conservation Day

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Win Ben Stein's Money [1997]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - HANK