Much Ado About Humping And Other Thursday Headlines

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July Is... Wild About Wildlife Month

Do We Really Need To Ask? 'How Has Donald Trump’s Mental State Affected His Presidency?' [The Bulwark]

Ammosexual Upset That Very Public Display Of Ammosexuality Has 'Ruined' His Life, Womp Womp [Pajiba]

Fuckface Von Clownstick Is Still Determined To Ruin July Fourth In D.C. [DCist]

Fans Of Sexual HarassmentFaux News Are Very Angry About Ed Henry's Firing [Raw Story]

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July Is... Family Golf Month

Would It Be I Gave A Shit About Who Jada Pinkett Smith Is Doing, In Or Outside Her Marriage [Vulture]

It's Not Looking Good For The Future Of Cirque Du Soleil [CNN]

Larry Wilmore Remembers Carl Reiner [Black On The Air]

An Actor From Justice League Describes Joss Whedon As 'Gross, Abusive, Unprofessional' On Set [The Wrap]

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July Is... Garlic Month

This Was Some Painfully Unfunny 'Royal Satire' [Celebitchy]

In Case You Care: Kristen Bell's Five-Year-Old Has Finally Grown Beyond Diapers [Page Six]

The Ex-Wife Of Hack Writer Dan Brown Is Slinging More Legal Mud His Way [Boston]

Beavis & Butthead Are Being Revived [The Hollywood Reporter]

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July Is... National Blueberry Month

Handicapping The Most Offensive 'Sporting' Event Of The Year (It's Not A Sport), The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest [The Sporting News]

Guess How Boston Sports Radio Responded To The Signing Of Cam Newton? [Awful Announcing]

The Story Behind 'Bobby Bonilla Day' [nuDeadspin]

'Report: NBA Players Won't Use Names Of Deceased People On Jerseys'

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July Is... National Picnic Month

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - DONATELLO