What's On Tonight (Tuesday): Yeah It's A "Dirty John" But Someone's Gotta Do It

Via Gfycat

The show "Dirty John" returns with a 2nd season tonight on USA (and you might be saying to yourself--"But last year it aired on Bravo" to which I respond--good memory! Bravo has seemed to largely given up on having any scripted programming so USA grabbed it) Tonight the show which last year had featured Connie Britton and Eric Bana swaps the two of them out for Amanda Peet and Christian Slater. Will Peet and Slater be a more dynamic duo??? Maybe!!! Also On is the 5th season finale of the never not entertaining Legends of Tomorrow---This is What's On for June 2nd 2020



8:00

NCIS (CBS): Going back to rerunning episodes from early in the season--this episode that first aired in October finds the team connecting a string of attacks on homeless veterans to a bizarre crime scene at Arlington National Cemetery; Meanwhile Bishop, McGee, and Torres must complete their hours of required evidence garage cleanup duty. (which is time consuming and is something none of them wish to actually do---tho McGee would be the first to tell you about the hundreds upon hundreds of hours he had to do that as a years long Probie)

America's Got Talent (NBC): Auditions 2!!!! (Electric Audionroo???)

The Conners (ABC): Two back to back episodes--the first of which has Dan and Louise taking their relationship to the next level while Darlene spends the night in jail. (Whoa, when did that happen???)
 The 8:30 episode has Darlene and Ben going apartment hunting while Jackie and Becky take Becky's baby to Mexico to introduce the baby to Emilio (aka the baby's father) (This happened towards the end of the season if i remember right)

Hell's Kitchen (FOX): Rerun from Fall of 2017 (why are they rerunning an entire season of Hell's Kitchen???)

Stargirl (The CW): After a dangerous confrontation with a member of the Injustice Society of America; Pat warns Courtney to buckle down in her attempts to go after them; Barbra makes strides at work. (The episode is titled "Icicle")

Great Performances (PBS): Rebroadcast of the Broadway production of  42nd Street that was aired last fall I think? (On the refrigerator I'm taking you to---40 Cubic Feet!!!)  (get it?)

A Country Wedding (Hallmark): Sparks fly when an engaged country music star reconnects with an old childhood friend. (As opposed to a new childhood friend???)  Starring Jesse Metcalfe, Autumn Reeser, and Lauren Holly. (ooh Lauren Holly!!!!)

9:00

FBI (CBS): Rerun from February has a truck with armor piercing rifles is hijacked so the team must find out who stole it and why. (Is it just to sell on the black market or does someone wish to cause a great deal of harm???); O.A. must decide whether to trust an old friend who appears out of the blue with an offer to help on the case. (Out of the blue huh???)

Modern Family (ABC): The 2 episodes that were originally scheduled to be rerun last week but were at the last minute replaced by Corona Virus News are tentatively scheduled to be rerun this week. The 2 episodes were the one where they go to Paris to see Jay get honored for his life's work in closets (but its actually a memorium to Jay's longtime business partner who passed away last year); (RIP Ace Character Actor--Jon Polito!!!)  The 9:30 one was the last episode that Fred Willard (RIP) guest starred in as Phil's dad whom Phil goes to visit after receiving a worrying message about him.

24 Hours To Hell and Back (FOX): Rerun

Legends of Tomorrow (The CW): SEASON FINALE of this series that is much liked by people here  finds the Legends stuck in a 1984-esque world, but they soon discover that things aren't quite what they seem to be. (Dun, Dun, Dunnn) The episode is titled "Swan Thong" (Ha!) and yes the show has already been renewed for a 6th season. (has this show already been on for 5 years?!?!?!? Wow time flies!!!)

Dirty John (USA): Top Pick of the night goes to the 2nd season premiere of this show which has two back to back episodes airing and a new cast of characters toplined by Amanda Peet and Christian Slater---"Betty thinks that she can't be divorced by her rich lawyer husband without her consent" (there should really be a second part to that sentence right??? Its not just me here)

Chopped (Food): Poke Madness (as opposed to Pokemon Go Madness) and a sepcial seafood ingredient is used in round one, while a pork ingredient not found in grocery stores is used in round two!

Drain (Nat Geo): This time the show focuses on the American Revolution. (ok!)

Deadliest Catch (Discovery):

Gomer Pyle (MeTV): He must break a contract that he signed with a dance studio. (Wait What???)
 (does he get out of it because he signed the contract "Shazam???")

9:30

Green Acres (MeTV): Oliver's shady opponent for the position of a state district rep wins Lisa's support which causes a rift in the marriage. (or does it???)

10:00

FBI'S Most Wanted (CBS): A young gunshot survivor radicalizes into an anti government terrorist and the team must track him down before he can launch a string of attacks on those he blames for failing him when he was shot in the first place. (Everyone's got their own reasons I guess???)

World of Dance (NBC): Qualifiers Part 2 (Electric Qualifieroo!)

The Genetic Detective (ABC): Cece Moore helps crack a 1998 cold case involving the murder of Sherry and Megan Schriber--a mother and daughter from New Madrid, MO (Is this a scripted show or a docuseries???) (I assumed it was a scripted show when i wrote this up last week but now I'm not so sure!)

Dirty John (USA): "The Turtle and the Alligator"(I don't have a synopsis but i do have an episode title!)

Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch (History): SEASON FINALE! The intelligence community somehow takes notice of the investigation into Skinwalker Ranch---I don't know what this means, but it probably isn't good for Skinwalker Ranch.

Supermarket Stakeout (Food): Burger Night Bonanza (dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...)

Kingdom of the Mummies (Nat Geo): "Servants of the Serpent Goddess" (ooook)

10:30

The Last O.G. (TBS): Tray finds a new love and is faced with the realities of dating with his checkered past. (I gotta catch up on this season already--this is episode 9 of the current 3rd season of the Tracey Morgan starring show)

HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY---