Old MacDonald Dumbfvck And Other Tuesday Headlines

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Hey, What's New With Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™? [The Daily Beast]

The Blue-Ing Of Arizona [The Bulwark]

John Bolton's Book Gamble [Wonkette]

*headdeskheaddeskheaddesk* [Slate]

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Terry Crews Is Anti-Black Supremacy [Celebitchy]

Baby Jane Ciccone Is At It Again [DListed]

'Looking Back At America With Chef Paul Carmichael' [The Dave Chang Show]

Not Even A Black Lives Matter Protest Is Safe From The Scourge Of Public Proposals [SF Gate Via MSN]

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Pointer Sister Bonnie Has Died [Variety]

Stop Trying To Make Butthole Eyes Happen, Hollywood [The Daily Beast]

Wait A Second, Chinese Food Can Be... Slutty? [Pajiba]

National Donald Duck Day Is A Real Thing, And It's Today! [National Today]

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The Other Peter King Is Also The Worst [Awful Announcing]

'The NFL Should Drop National Anthem, Embrace Change' [NuDeadspin]

RIP Efforts To 'Stick To Sports' [The Washington Post Via Primetimer]

Major League Baseball Continues To Try To Find A Way To Salvage The Season [Sports Illustrated]

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Notable Television Premieres

Nurse Jackie [June 8, 2009]

Pretty Little Liars [June 8, 2010]

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