Dixie Shtick And Other Friday Headlines

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'North Carolina Cops Share Fantasy Of Killing Black People In Coming Civil War, Get Fired' [Wonkette]

Corporal Bone Spurs Won't Let Anyone Touch Those Precious Confederate Statues [CNN]

Right Wing Nuts Are Again Beating The Drum About Exiting Twitter But It's Hard To 'Own The Libs' If They Won't Show Up On Your Cesspit [The Bulwark]

Marty Baron, Come Get Your Newspaper, It's Drunk [New York]

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Beyoncé's Insufferable Fans Were At It Again [DListed]

The Rebranding Of The Dixie Chicks Went Better Than Lady A's [BBC]

As Many As Fifty Women May Have Been Victimized By Ron Jeremy [Page Six]

An Interview With WOT Favorite Amy Sedaris [Vulture]

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HOOTIE HOO!!!! A Review Of Crazy Delicious Featuring Carla Hall [Reality Blurred]

Face/Off: The Advice Column [The Ringer]

'Allegations Of Prostitution, Substance Abuse And Spying: Inside Hollywood's Nastiest Producer Feud' [The Hollywood Reporter]

Who's A Good History-Making Doggie? Who's A Good History-Making Doggie? You're A Good History-Making Doggie! [CNN]

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Churchill Downs Plans To Let Spectators In For September's Kentucky Derby [Bleacher Report]

Amazon Bought The Naming Rights For The New Seattle Arena But Isn't Putting Its Name On The Building [Sports Illustrated]

Just When I Thought Ben Roethliesberger Couldn't Get More Unlikable [nuDeadspin]

RIP (Not Really) Marge Schott Stadium [Wonkette]

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