Ding Don And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'#Losing Is The New #Winning' [The Bulwark]

Mike Pence Is 'A Giant Fucking Liar' [Wonkette]  

Donald Trump Jr. Holds On To The Title Of Worst Donald J. Trump Crotchfruit [Celebitchy]

White Power Poster Gal Laura Ingraham Thinks There's 'No Evidence' Dear Leader Is Racist, Good One Laura [Media Matters]

A Police Union Lied About Something? Shocking [Jezebel]

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Olivia Benson, Copagandist [Rolling Stone]

Google Finally Cock-Blocked The Federalist For Being Racist [NBC News]

Meet Lord Fairfax, The Alligator Snapping Turtle Of Alexandria, Virginia [DCist]

Happy Trails, Al Jaffee [New York Times]

'How Apple TV+, Disney+ And Other New Streamers Could Shake Up The Emmy Race' [The Hollywood Reporter]

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At Long Last, Fletch On The Rewatchables [The Ringer Podcast]

Comedian Chris D'Elia Is Being Twitter-Dragged For Sexual Harassment And Predatory Conduct [Newsweek]

It's The End Of An Advertising Era, As 'Aunt Jemima' Is Being Retired [TODAY]

TIMOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉE Is Being 'Chlamydia-Shamed' [DListed]

We Will Never Be Rid Of The Abomination Known As 'Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest' [New York Post]

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Really Starting To Look Like There  Will Be No Major League Baseball This Year [The Ringer]

Why Would Anyone Give Brett Favre A Million Dollars For A PSA? [nuDeadspin]

The U.S. Open Will Be Played Before Empty Stands [Sports Illustrated]

The Long Gone Summer Ended 30-For-30's Hot Streak In 2020 [Awful Announcing]

The Case For Colin Kaepernick To The Patriots [Boston]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Flight Of The Conchords [2007]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - RAMSES