Absolutely Fabulist And Other Thursday Headlines

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June 4th Is... National Cheese Day

Two More Racists Are Out Of A Job [Raw Story]

'Everything You Wanted To Know Can Trump Insurrection Act Us But Were Correctly Afraid To Ask' [Wonkette]

The Silence Of The 'Pro-Trump Attaboys' [The Bulwark]

BUNKER BITCH IS BIGLY HEALTHY AND NOT AT ALL MORBIDLY OBESE LIKE HATERZ CLAIM; 'Park Police Didn't Use Tear Gas ON  Protesters, They Used Tear Gas WITH Protesters' [Business Insider/Wonkette]

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June 4th Is... National Frozen Yog(h)urt Day

Someone, Anyone, Take Armie Hammer's Internet Away Already [DListed]

Space Force Is So Very Bad [Pajiba]

This Is Some 'Edina Monsoon Realness' And I Am Here For It [Tom & Lorenzo]

Time To Start The Quibi Death Watch? [The Wrap]

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June 4th Is... Old Maid's Day

'Ricky Gervais On After Life, Fox News And Getting Called Alt-Right' [The Daily Beast]

Marti Noxon Vagueposted (And Then Deleted) About Male 'Bullies' On The Set Of Glee [Page Six]

A Closer Look At Cleveland Park [The Washington Post]

Part Three Of States Of The Union: 'The Fruits Of Distress And Unrest' [The Ringer]

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June 4th Is... National Cognac Day

Drew Brees Doesn't Seem To Understand What Taking A Knee Is About [USA Today]

Brees' Teammate Michael Thomas Isn't Impressed With His Colleague [Awul Announcing]

Never Change, Washington Redskins [NuDeadspin]

It's Looking Grim For Major League Baseball In 2020 [CBS Sports]

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June 4th Is... Hug Your Cat Day

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - FRANCIS & HOWARD