Whack-O The Knife And Other Friday Headlines

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NO QUID PRO QUO, NO QUID PRO QUO, YOU'RE THE QUID PRO QUO!!!!!!!1 [Wonkette]

Linda Chavez On The Failure To Do What Is Right For Meat Processing Workers [The Bulwark]

Another Very Stable Trump Supporter On Her Way To Rescue 'Mole Children' With A Buttload Of Knives! [The Daily Beast]

Oh Judge Nap, Just When I Was Starting To Like You [Mediaite]

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Brian Stokes Mitchell Has Ended His Balcony Performances Of 'The Impossible Dream' [WCBS 880]

Denise Richards' Husband Sounds Like A Future Fox News 'Medical Expert' [Celebitchy]

For Your Consideration: Viktor & Rolf's 'Tulle Collection' [Tom & Lorenzo]

'Inside A Spectacular Hamptons Garden By The Sea' [Town & Country]

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A Seven-Year-Old Who Battled Cancer *And* COVID-19 Got A Homecoming Parade [NBC Boston]

'The Rise And Fall Of The Mockumentary Sitcom' [The Ringer]

Courtney Stodden Accused Professional Concern Troll Chrissy Teigen Of 'Cyberbullying' [The Blast]

The Future Is Not Bright For Old Ebbitt Grill [DCist]

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No 2020 Little League World Series [Awful Announcing]

The NFL Might Take Advantage Of Saturday Football If There's No College Pigskin In The Fall [Yahoo! Sports]

'USA Gymnastics Still Doesn't Know What To Do With Abusive Coaches' [Jezebel]

LeBron Wants The NBA To Resume Its Season When Its 'Safe' [New York Post]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
SpongeBob SquarePants [1999]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - TOBY