Totally Tunes: Bang Bang

Sex! Now that I have your attention, let's talk about songs that are about doing the deed, bumping uglies, doing the horizontal mambo, bangin' & plowin', schtupping, boning, tappin' it, borking. Some are explicit, some are subtle as all hell, and some are absolutely unexpected, but they all have something in common: they are about getting it on.

Keepin' it PG via Pexels

Let's begin with possibly the least subtle one of this article, only to hammer the point home, as otherwise y'all could be like "what's Whistler up to with today's theme?".

Other songs on the subject matter can be more subtle, even when they refer to gettin' lewd with someone's food...

Some are targeted to a teenage audience, which gets you baffled AF because of the childish lyrics and also really concerned about the whole idea behind making songs about banging that are catered to teens:

When you're Jarvis Cocker, you give zero fucks about any sort of subtlety.

SUBTLETY.

This tune is about duetting, of course:

To close this article, of course, I chose the most subtle and classy song possible about the subject.

So, what's your favorite song about banging? What euphemism I forgot to add on the intro? And which one of y'all will be the first one to post "Let's Get it On" and/or "Physical"?