The Should've Place And Other Friday Headlines

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'You Will Never Be MAGA Enough' [The Bulwark]

Racists, Homophobes And Hee Haws Can Get Their Fix With Reruns Of Duck Dynasty On Fox Nation [The Wrap]

Alex Petri Feels The Pain Of Mike Pompeo's Dog [The Washington Post]

Nicely Done, TMZ [TMZ]

Of Course, The Fat Orange Orangutan Is Crybabying About A Study On How Many Lives Could Have Been Saved If He'd Done His Fucking Job [The Hill]

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Rapey McLauer Continues To Be The Worst [DListed]

Moron Fans Of 'Joe Exotic' Descended On D.C. To Make A Case For A Trump Pardon In The Most Moron Fan Of 'Joe Exotic' Way Possible [WTOP]

RenoVous: Music Tasting #8

Big Layoffs Hit The Atlantic; Dissembling The Attempted Hit Piece On Ronan Farrow By The New York Times [CNN/Slate]

John Krasinski's YouTube Series Some Good News Is Moving To CBS All Access, Losing John Krasinski As Host [The Hollywood Reporter]

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Gayle King Felt The Need To Deny That Oprah Hooked Up The Dramatic Duo With Tyler Perry's House In Beverly Hills [Celebitchy]

Lori Loughlin And Target Guy Finally Stopped Pleading Innocence And Pled Guilty [CBS News]

Catherine O'Hara's Emmy Campaign Is On With A New Profile Of 'The Queen Of Schitt's Creek' [Vanity Fair; H/T MClen]

The Five-Year-Old Child Of Kristen Bell And Dax Shepard Still Struts Around In Diapers [Page Six]

The Rewatchables Take On Armageddon [The Ringer Podcast]

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I'm So Very Shocked That Tom Brady Is Exploiting COVID-19 To Push More Snake Oil; Speaking Of TB12, He's Now Getting The ESPN Long-Form Documentary Treatment For All Nine Super Bowls [The Sporting News, H/T Rain/CNN]

NBCSN Is Airing Old SNL Episodes With Athletes As Hosts During Memorial Day Week [Awful Announcing]

Adam Scott And Lee Westwood Are Two Golfers Who Won't Be Taking Part In The PGA's Return [New York Post]

Marvin Lewis Is Not Amused At Proposed Changes To The Rooney Rule [Bleacher Report]

The Oakland A's Are Crying Poor To Avoid Paying Rent At RingCentral Coliseum [Deadspin]

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