Roe Be Paid And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Imagine How Dumb You Have To Be To Choose 'Dr.' President Syphilitic Brain Squirrels Over Dr. Anthony Fauci [The Bulwark]

Molly Jong-Fast And Rick Wilson On Why 'Michelle Malkin Is The Den Mother Of Alt-Right Dipshits' [The New Abnormal Podcast]

What A Surprise, President Syphilitic Brain Squirrels Will Flout Michigan's Current Ban On 'Nonessential Plant Tours' [The Daily Beast]

Norma McCorvey Became An Anti-Abortion Shill For Money [Wonkette]

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An Argument For Revenge Of The Sith [The Ringer]

Another Piece Of My Childhood Is Dying With The End Of Pier 1 [NPR]

Wendy Williams Is Taking A 'Hiatus' For 'Medical Reasons' .SureJanGif [DListed]

Facebook Denies That Gifs Have Tracking Mechanisms [Venture Beat]

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Neil Gaiman Is Very Very Sorry He Flew During A Pandemic [Pajiba]

Thanks To A Grant From Eric Schmidt, NPR Will Expand Its Newsrooms [The Wrap]

The Duke And Duchess Of Drama Marked Two Years Of Marriage On Tuesday [Page Six]

The Big Flower Fight Is 'Wilted' [Reality Blurred]

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Nats? Nats? Nats? [DCist]

Dave Portnoy Is Still Crybabying About hat Unflattering Real Sports Segment From (Checks Notes)... A Year Ago [Awful Announcing]

Time For A Woman In The Monday Night Football Booth? [Deadspin]

'Calling Bull On Jordan's Pizza Poisoning Story' [Yahoo! Sports]

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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PONY