BTP/GB: Conspiracy Weary And Other Saturday Headlines

Via Tenor
May 16th Is... National Sea Monkey Day

WTF is The Boston Globe doing?

In Other News Headlines

Via Giphy

'WTF Is Wrong With Former Trump Doc Ronny Jackson? A Wonkette Science Theory!' [Wonkette]

I Am Not At All Surprised That Tara Reade Has A Trail Of Burned Bridges In Her Past [Politico]

In News From 2004, Kyle MacLachlan Didn't Like Trey MacDougal On Sex And The City [Page Six]

Today In Assholes: Papa John Edition [Celebitchy]

A Foster Child Who Spent Over 700 Days Waiting To Be Adopted Was Given A Virtual Ceremony And Parade For The Big Day [CBS News Via MSN]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PETUNIA & TINY TIM

Watch what friendship does for a depressed pig ❤️ pic.twitter.com/KrEtdrRldU

— The Dodo (@dodo) May 15, 2020