A Fool And His Money Honey And Other Thursday Headlines

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Heavenly Bodies: Fashion & The Catholic Imagination

'Reforming America: The Pandemic Imperative' [The Bulwark]

Jim Bakker Is Still Whining About Religious Persecution [Wonkette]

Alex Petri Advises The Sundowning Shitgibbon To 'Dream Bigger' [The Washington Post]

David Muir Sucks At His Job [The Daily Beast]

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Top Chef Favorite Tiffani Faison On The Future For Restaurateurs [WGBH YouTube]

Won't Someone Please Take Pity On Poor Kevin Spacey? [DListed]

Adele's Transformation Into An Unrecognizable CeleBot Continues [Pajiba]

Chris Evans And His Dog, What More Do You Need? [Celebitchy]

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In What Will Surely Be An Even-Handed Hour Free Of Finger Pointing, Maria Bartiromo Will Host A Fox Business Special Called America Vs. China [Deadline]

This UPS Driver Is Happy To Be 'Spreading Joy' Along His Route [Boston 25]

The Next Season Of American Horror Story Will Feature 'Crazy, Erotic Sex' Between Kathy Bates And Macauley Culkin [Primetimer]

'How The Golden Age Of Hollywood Tried To Make Everyone Sound Filthy Rich' [Town & Country]

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Patrick Ewing Revealed His NCAA Championship Ring And Olympic Gold Medals Were Stolen [ESPN]

Brittfar Is Returning Over A Million Dollars In Speaking Fees From Engagements He Didn't Show Up At [New York Post]

'The Coolest Bo Jackson Story You've Never Heard Before' [Deadspin]

New 30-For-30s Are On The Way [Awful Announcing]

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