The State Dictator And Other Thursday Headlines

Via Giphy [Charlie Chaplin, Born April 16, 1889]

Before I Even Put This Thread To Bed, Donnie's 'Performative Authoritarianism' Somehow Got Even Worse [The Bulwark/Raw Story]

'Princess Cookies 'N' Cream Vanderbilt  Pelosi Has Granite Countertops' [Wonkette]

Aaron Schock Is 'Quarantining' On A Mexican Beach [Pink News]

Of Course, Morons Are Creating Public Havoc And Contributing To A Pandemic Health Crisis In Order To 'Own The Libs' [The Daily Beast]

Via Tumblr [Ellen Barkin, 1954]

The Dress Giveaway For Teachers By Reese Witherspoon's Draper James Brand Has Not Gone Well [The New York Times]

Michael Costello Had Some Sharp Words For Some Of His Celebrity Clientele [DListed]

Layoffs Have Hit The Hollywood Reporter [CNN]

Rich Moron Who Never Voted Before Plans To Cast First Vote For Other Rich Moron [Page Six]

Via Gfycat [Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, 1947]

'Chefs Seeking Asylum Are Cooking Hundreds of Free Meals For Vulnerable Washingtonians' [DCist]

Will Forte Got Engaged [US Via MSN]

Christ, It's This Asshole Again: Jussie Smollett Edition [Towleroad]

After Her Mother Pointed Out To Amy Schumer That 'Gene Attell' Sounded Like 'Genital,' She Changed Her Son's Name [CNN]

Via Giphy [Claire Foy, 1984]

Raves For ESPN's Ten-Part The Last Dance [Awful Announcing]

'With WWE Layoffs, Vince McMahon Retains Title As World's Largest Douche' [Deadspin]

NFL Hall Of Famer Willie Davis Has Died [WISN]

Mike Pence Chatted With The College Football Playoff Management Committee On Wednesday [Yahoo! Sports]

Via Tumblr [Alek Wek, 1977]

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Victory Garden [1975]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - LUNA & LILY