School Of What-A-Crock And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Nothing Is Ever The Fault Of President Babyshits; In His Own Words: A Fireside Chat With Donald Trump [The Bulwark/The Washington Post]

'What's Great About The New York Times Is How Pompously Bad At Everything They Are' [Wonkette]

Thirteen Veterans Have Died In The Last Few Days At A Soldiers Home In Holyoke, Massachusetts [WBUR]

Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™ Said... Something Reasonable? [Pajiba]

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We Will Never Be Free Of The Law & Order: SVU Universe [The Hollywood Reporter]

An Ode To Chris Farley [The Ringer]

What Canadians Think Of The Departure Of The Drama Duo [Tatler]

'That Girl Was Ahead Of Its Time' [Slate]

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Multiple Wild Animals Belonging To Michael Jackson Died In A 2015 Fire At Joe Exotic's 'Animal Park' [The Wrap]

General Hospital Will Downsize To Four New Episodes A Week, With Reruns On Friday [Variety]

Jack Black Has Joined Tik Tok [The Daily Dot]

A Newspaper Deliveryman (Remember Them?) Is Delivering Needed Groceries To Those On His Route For Free [The Washington Post Via MSN]

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How A Red Sox Prospect Is Adapting To The New Normal [Boston Magazine]

Layoffs Have Arrived At Sports Illustrated [Awful Announcing]

The Packers' Team Dining Staff Is Doing Its Part To Help Health Care Workers, Hungry Schoolchildren And Food Pantries [Packers Dot Com]

Tuukka Rask Is Not Retiring [CBS Boston]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
General Hospital [1963]
The Doctors [1963]

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