National Hell-Pit And Other Thursday Headlines

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Elizabeth Taylor Presents Best Picture, 46th Academy Awards
April 2, 1974

Whoopi Grilled Birkenstock Jesus On Wednesday's The View [Yahoo! Entertainment]

Alex Petri Ruminates About The Most Recent 'Pivot' [The Washington Post]

Doogie Shapiro Doesn't Understand Why Workers Are Demanding Higher Pay And Improved Conditions For Working During A Pandemic [Wonkette]

LUMPY MAD, SMASH!!!! [The Daily Beast]

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Restaurateurs Are Deciding Even Providing Just Carryout/Delivery Is Too Risky [Eater]

Not Much Else To Do But Start Thinking About 2020 Emmy Predictions [Indiewire]

'What Is New York Without New Yorkers?' [Town & Country]

Tony Winner Brian Stokes Mitchell Has Tested Positive For COVID-19; Ellis Marsalis Has Died [Deadline/NPR]

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The National Zoo's Cheetah Cubs Are Enjoying A Special Delivery [DCist]

America's First Lady, Dolly Parton, Has Donated $1 Million To Coronavirus Research [Page Six]

TLO Shared Their Appearance At WBUR's CitySpace For Their Book Tour Of Legendary Children [Tom & Lorenzo]

Lizzo Gave Thanks For Hospital Workers By Providing Lunches To Various Hospitals [Celebitchy]

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Adam Schefter Dropped His Goodell-Issued Cheerleading Pom-Poms To Say He Is 'Incredulous' Over The NFL's Response To Coronavirus [Awful Announcing]

THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING! People Actually Ask Joe Buck To Do Play-By-Plays Of Their Sexual Encounters [Deadspin]

Wimbledon Is Cancelled For 2020 [NBC Sports]

The Saints Are Planning To Have Their NFL War Room In... A Bar [USA Today]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
As The World Turns [1956]
The Edge Of Night [1956]
Dallas [1978]
Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel [1995]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - THOR