Last Week's A Blight And Other Tuesday Headlines

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'Let's Check On President Bleach-The-Pain-Away And See How He's Doing!' [Wonkette]

It Only Took Twelve Weeks For The COVID-19 Death Toll In The United States To Surpass The American Deaths In Vietnam [The Bulwark]

Lunatics Are Blaming This Woman For Bringing Coronavirus To The U.S. [CNN]

Awww The Diamond & Silk Minstrel Show Is No Longer Welcome At Fox News [The Daily Beast]

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That Time The Rolling Stones Refused To Share A Stage With The Sundowning Shitgibbon [CNN]

OBAMA NETFLIX [The Hollywood Reporter]

Concern Trolls On Twitter Went After Jeff Goldblum For Comments About Islam On RuPaul's Drag Race [Dlisted]

New Audio In The Never Ending Fight Between Johnny Depp And Amber Heard [Page Six]

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Amy Poehler Is Hanging Out With Will Arnett Again [Pajiba]

Ginge and Cringe Just Can't Give Up Their Need For Attention [DListed]

Chris Matthews Is Kind-Of Back [The Bulwark Podcast]

'Pit Bull Invites Pregnant Stray Cat Into His House' [The Dodo]

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Jay Cutler And Kristen Cavallari Are Over [Celebitchy]

Wait, Coronavirus Might Be About The Cancellation Of The Pro Bowl? This I Can Get Behind [Awful Announcing]

Someone Spills A Whole Lot Of Words In Defense Of Isiah Thomas [Deadspin]

'Tragedy Porn Mars NFL Draft Coverage' [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres
China Beach [April 27, 1988 - Part 2/2]
Last Week Tonight With John Oliver [April 27, 2014]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - KANE