BTP: Amuse-Douche And Other Saturday Headlines

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Super-sized episode!

(Lost segment from last week's show)

In Other News Headlines

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'Transformed Wife Hopes Coronavirus Will Make Ladies Stay Home Forever' [Wonkette]

Is There Anyone Trumpkins Don't Hate? [The Bulwark]

Your First Look At Ryan Murphy's Hollywood [Towleroad]

Remembering Bill Withers [The Ringer]

Kevin Garnett And Tim Duncan Will Join The Late Kobe Bryant In This Year's Basketball Hall Of Fame Class [CBS Sports]

Notable Television Premieres On This Day

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That's My Bush! [2001]

Hannibal [2013]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote

Here our shelter today 😻@theAleppoCatman #Syraincats #Ernedtosanctuary pic.twitter.com/V1ZYrOYpCN

— Ernesto’s Sanctuary for Syrian Cats (@theAleppoCatman) April 3, 2020