Bern, Out! And Other Thursday Headlines

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'Bernie Sanders Dropped Out Because His Campaign Believed Its Own B.S.' [The Bulwark]

Molly Jong-Fast On What Recovering From The Pandemic Will Look Like [Glamour]

Linda Tripp Has Died [The Guardian]

Remember When Right Wingers Went Nuts About Obama Allegedly Planning 'Death Panels'? Yeah, They Seem Pretty Cool With The Whole Thing Now [Media Matters]

Fox News Continues To Be A Public Health Menace [Wonkette]

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Tyler Perry, Mariah Carey And Kanye West Are Participating In Snake Oil Salesman Joel Osteen's Easter Sunday Service [DListed]

Tyler Perry Surprised Senior Shoppers At Dozens Of Kroger Stores By Paying For Their Groceries [Page Six]

Poor, Poor Ellen DeGeneres, 'Incarcerated' In Her Million-Dollar Mansion [Pajiba]

TIL Katy Tur Is Married To CBS News' Tony Dokoupil [People]

'Why Were Survivor Winners Warned To Stop Talking About Survivor?' [Reality Blurred]

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Need A New Hobby? Try 'Backyard Birding' [DCist]

Vienna's Fiakers Are Bringing Meals To The Needy During The City's Tourism Shutdown [Reuters Via MSN]

Schitt's Creek Went Out With A Ratings Bang [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Good Morning America Team Lost Camera Operator Tony Greer To Coronavirus [GMA Video]

Florence Pugh Is Pretty Darn Defensive About Her Relationship With Zach Braff [Yahoo! Entertainment]

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'The Rocky IV-Inspired Recovery Of The NFL Draft's Most Important Prospect' [The Washington Post]

Mike Francesca, Grief Counselor [The Ringer]

Tom Brady Is Flapping His Lips About Donnie Again [CBS Boston]

Geno Smith And Rex Ryan Are Sniping At Each Other [New York Post]

The Myth Of The Healing Power Of Sports [Deadspin]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Hail To The Chief [1985]
Parks & Recreation [2009]
Southland [2009]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - REESE