Ordinary Sheeple And Other Tuesday Headlines

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Lillian Gish Presents Best Picture, 53rd Academy Awards
March 31, 1981

'Coronavirus Truthers Are Now A Thing' [The Bulwark]

Fox News Is Sure Singing A Different Tune Now [Wonkette]

The Anthony Fauci Donut Is The Cronut Of 2020 [Philadelphia Inquirer]

Twitter Nuked A Laura Ingraham Post For Violating Its Coronavirus Disinformation Policy, Now Do Trump [The Daily Beast]

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Dolly Parton Is Launching A Read-Aloud Video Series [Rolling Stone]

You Could Win 'Virtual Dinner' With Emilia Clarke [Page Six]

A Florida Sheriff Is Reopening A Cold Case Thanks To Tiger King [The Hollywood Reporter]

Joel McHale & Ken Jeong Are Now Podcasting Together [The Darkest Timeline]

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In The Midst Of The Netherlands Shutdown, A Van Gogh Was Stolen [CBS News]

CBS This Morning Has Shifted All Three Anchors To Home Sets [Variety]

Harriet Glickman, The Schoolteacher Whose Letter To Charles Schultz Inspired The Creation Of Franklin, Has Died [LAist]

'The Best TV Character Of The Century Bracket'; Elisabeth Moss Makes The Case For Peggy Olson's Greatness [The Ringer]

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Have You Been Wondering Where Bobby Valentine Is Up To These Days? [Boston]

You Can Now Read Spike Lee's Script For His Unmade Jackie Robinson Movie [Wordpress]

Stephon Marbury Is Doing His Part To Get Surgical Masks To Those Who Need Them [Deadspin]

Not Everyone Is Happy With The Ginger Hammer's Refusal To Make Changes For The NFL Draft [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres
Jeopardy! [March 30, 1964]
Baghdad Cafe [March 30, 1990]
Max Headroom [March 31, 1987]

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