Miss You, Baseball And Other Thursday Headlines

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Oh Hey, Remember Quid Pro Quo? [Wonkette]

In Case I Haven't Mentioned It Lately, I Hate This Asshole [The Bulwark]

Piss Off Kanye, Or Better Yet, Piss On Your Wife [DListed]

Oh, The Whiny Little Bitch Doesn't Want You To See This Ad So Let's Watch It Over And Over [Deadline]

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Behind The Scenes Of Making The Cut [The Daily Beast]

It Was Inevitable That Bill Simmons Would Eventually Get To The Karate Kid [The Rewatchables Podcast]

'The Furries Are On To Something' [Full Frontal YouTube]

Boston District Attorney Is Releasing Inmates To Help Flatten The Curve [WGBH YouTube]

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'The Balm Of Baking As The World Burns'  [Town & Country]

Remembering Terrence McNally [Vulture]

RIP Chef Floyd Cardoz [Eater]

A Grateful Customer Left A Goodwill Box For Home Deliverymen [Fox News Via MSN]

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Reminder: Jeremy Jacobs Sucks [Deadspin]

Jon Miller Tested Positive For Coronavirus [Awful Announcing]

This Isn't Technically Sports, Unless You Consider Loathing Meghan McCain A Sport [Pajiba]

Today Would Have Been Opening Day [New York Post]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Young & The Restless [1973]
Quantum Leap [1989]

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