BTP: Live On Skype And Other Saturday Headlines

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So, none of the segments were uploaded last night. This is a mystery box thread!

In Other News Headlines

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'President Thug Life Will Take Care Of Any Wiseguys Who Expect Him To Do His Job' [Wonkette]

Drew Brees Brought Hoda Kotb To Tears [Yahoo!]

That's Nice: A Writer For GOOP Thinks The Pandemic Is Fake [Pajiba]

A Video Of Alec Baldwin's Fight Over A Parking Space Has Surfaced [Page Six]

Tom & Rita Are Back In The U.S. [E!]

Tom & Lorenzo Review Making The Cut [Pop Style Opinionfest]

Notable Television Premieres On This Day

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Ironside [1967]

Futurama [1999]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote

The Ernesto’s paradise want to thank you for your help to feed all these innocent souls everyday...... pic.twitter.com/yqtp7Uj0Iv

— Ernesto’s Sanctuary for Syrian Cats (@theAleppoCatman) March 27, 2020