Austin City Gimmicks And Other Thursday Headlines

Via Tenor [Popcorn Lover's Day]

Elizabeth Hasselbeck Delivered On The Crazy During Her Return To The View [Wonkette]

'The Original Sandernista' [The Cut]

Prisoners Speak Out On The Biggest Problems Facing The U.S. [Slate]

Fuckface Von Clownstick Is (Still) Terrified Of Nancy [The Daily Beast]

Via Pinterest [Girl Scout Day]

Jameela Jamil Had Yet Another Twitter Shit Fit, This Time Because Someone Predicted JJ Would Be The First Celebrity To Announce They Had COVID-19; In Reality, Tom Hanks & Rita Wilson Took That Title [DListed/CNN]

Surprise Surprise: Harvey Weinstein Is Already Back In Bellevue Because 'Chest Pains' [The Wrap]

AMPAS Might Return To A Hosted Oscar Show [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Next Two Seasons Of Survivor Will Have Filming Delayed By Coronavirus [Reality Blurred]

Via Know Your Meme

Queer Eye Will Remake Some Lucky Texans During Season Six [Austin 360]

Almost Three Hundred Episcopal Churches In The DMV Will Close And Move To Streaming Services For Two Weeks [DCist]

Getting Ready For Season Three Of Westworld [The Ringer]

'These Are Their Stories' Gets To Barba's (Ridiculous) Exit Episode [Law & Order Podcast]

Via Pinterest [Plant A Flower Day]

And That's It For Live March Madness Crowds; The NBA Season Is On Ice For The Time Being [USA Today/Twitter]

Ever Wanted To Attend The Masters? Tickets Are Going Cheap This Year, Barring Cancellation! [The Washington Post]

A Ceremony To Honor The 1970 Stanley Cup-Winning Bruins Team Has Been Pushed Back To Next Fall [Boston]

Gronk Is Apparently Joining The WWE [CBS Sports]

Via Tenor

**Programming Note:
It's not possible to keep up with the ever-changing COVID-19 news,
especially related to sports. This is generally put to bed by midnight**

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
The Dana Carvey Show [1996]
The Chris Isaak Show [2001]
The Shield [2002]
Big Love [2006]

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