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STREAMING / EARLY PRIMETIME
The Chef Show (Netflix, 3 a.m.): PREMIERE. Jon Favreau and Roy Choi are back for a third helping of making food and stuff.
Corn & Peg (Nick Jr, 6 p.m.): Corn and Peg help a bird sanctuary and find out that donations don't have to be about money. Later, Corn and Peg help Ferris live out his dream of landing on the moon at the Galloping Grove Space Center.✔️
Jeopardy! 💲 (Syndicated, check your local listings): Three runaway games in a row. Will it continue today? There's a place to talk about it.
Wisting (Sundance Now, 3 a.m.): FINALE. Wisting and Robekk join forces to figure out who was behind the evidence tampering. When Line uncovers a mysterious videotape connected to her father's case, clues point to Linnea's abduction.
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Bluebird 🎥 (CMT, 8 p.m.): Some of today's biggest singers/songwriters, including Garth Brooks, Vince Gill, and Taylor Swift, discuss their memories of performing at the Bluebird Cafe in Nashville. They didn't interview me?! Oh, wait. The Bluebird in Nashville... I was thinking of the delicious cafe in Iowa City.
Doctor Who 📺 (Retro TV, 8 p.m.): In London, the Doctor teams up with Ben Jackson to stop the self-thinking computer WOTAN from invading London with the deadly War Machines. The serial is the end of the line for Dodo and the intro to newbies Ben and Polly. It is also the final complete serial from the William Hartnell era.
The Goldbergs (ABC, 8 p.m.): A big party is being thrown at Dave Kim's house and Pops has a plan to make Adam cool for the big event. Beverly's cookbook has made her "famous," leading her to become out of control and fame hungry. This show sounds really, really, really out of ideas.
Howie Mandel's 5th Annual All-Star Comedy Gala (The CW, 8 p.m.): SPECIAL. From the Just For Laughs Festival in Montréal, Howie Mandel hosts this special featuring performances from some of the best stand-up comedians working today.
The Masked Singer (Fox, 8 p.m.): There are celebrity singers, and this is totally crazy, but they are masked!
Nature (PBS, 8 p.m.): A look at the weasel family includes the adventures of a first-time weasel mom, a fearless honey badger, who doesn't give a shit, and a tiny orphan weasel.
Schooled (ABC, 8:30 p.m.): Wilma steps in to help CB move on from Lainey with help from coach Mellor. Lainey learns she has unresolved issues from her past when mentoring a student.
Survivor (CBS, 8 p.m.): One castaway is out for blood after realizing an ally was sent to the Edge of Extinction; another castaway must find a way to recover after letting information slip.
FOR THE RECORD: AEW: Dynamite (TNT); Big Cat Country (Smithsonian Channel); Black Ink Crew: Chicago (VH1); Catfish: The TV Show (MTV); Expedition Unknown (Discovery Channel)✔️; Live PD Presents: PD Cam (A&E); Married at First Sight (Lifetime); My 600-Lb Life (TLC); Random Acts (BYUtv); The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo); WWE NXT (USA)
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Democratic Candidates Debate (NBC, 9 p.m.): SPECIAL. Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren. One is the weakest link. One needs to sashay away. One needs to be evicted from the DNC candidates house. One needs to pack their knives and go. And ashes to ashes, dust to dust another one is dead to us. (Big points to you if you know where that last one is from.) The DNC has spoken.
⭐ Criminal Minds (CBS, 9 p.m.): SERIES FINALE. Rossi develops some new theories about Everett Lynch, aka The Chameleon, and the BAU makes a discovery about Lynch that affects Rossi personally. While hallucinating after he gets a brain injury, Dr. Reid is visited by ghosts from his past. A series finale inspired by A Christmas Carol? In the end, the team comes together to celebrate Rossi's retirement. This show was supposed to be cancelled last season! Damn you, CBS! I want justice for last season's excellent Cancellation League ballot of mine!✔️
LEGO Masters (Fox, 9 p.m.): Each team is given an everyday object that has been sliced in two and they are tasked with building its other half.
Modern Family (ABC, 9 p.m.): Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan (he is still alive) to dinner to reassure them they are not bad parents. Mitch and Cam chaperone on Lily's first date. UGH. Jay and Gloria attend Joe's school play. UGH.
Nova (PBS, 9 p.m.): Last week: doggos. This week: KITTIES! The perplexing behaviors of cats have often raised the question... have humans ever really domesticated felines. Well, unlike dogs, cats are a more recent domesticated animal, so stifling some of those wild instincts hasn't happened yet. And feline brains are quite a sight to behold.
Party of Five (Freeform, 9 p.m.): Lucia continues to try to impress activism mentor Sully. Natalie shares Val's secret with Emilio and as a result, Val tries to reconnect with her parents. Beto encourages Ella to move in with her mother... and discovers a secret about Ella. Last week's episode was so good you guys! (Okay, still pretty Freeform-angsty, but still really good!)
Single Parents (ABC, 9:30 p.m.): After rent on the Winebrary goes up, the gang all chip in to help solve Poppy's new financial problem.
Sistas (BET, 9 p.m.): Personal choices threaten to railroad Andi's career forever. Danni helps Zac see a light at the end of the tunnel. Karen learns of Aaron's troubled past.
FOR THE RECORD: America's Top Dog (A&E); Expedition X (Discovery Channel); Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network); Holmes & Holmes (DIY); Impossible Engineering (Science); Iron Resurrection (Motor Trend); La Doña (Telemundo); Locked Up Abroad (National Geographic); The Murder Tapes (Investigation Discovery); Paranormal Caught on Camera (Travel Channel); The Story Trek (BYUtv); Summer House (Bravo); True Life Crime (MTV)
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68 Whiskey (Paramount Network, 10 p.m.): Col. Austin brings the hammer down hard on Roback, Davis, and Alvarez. Davis brokers the big fight with Sasquatch. Qasem helps Holloway at her medical clinic.
Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): Nora impulsively dyes her hair after a fight with her dad. I hope she goes for frosted tips. Wally goes to a single parent support group meeting.
Black Patriots: Heroes of the Revolution (History, 10 p.m.): SPECIAL. Now that Washington is done — it was pretty doggone good! — here is a comprehensive picture of the African American experience during the Revolutionary War with the story of the war within the revolution through the eyes of some of the most crucial and significant African American figures.
Expedition with Steve Backshall (PBS, 10 p.m.): Steve heads to the Himalayas to visit the last great unexplored river in Bhutan, which, according to legend, drops off the face of the planet at some point. Is PBS supporting flat earth?!
Good Trouble (Freeform, 10 p.m.): Davia works to find a way to make things right with Andre. Mariana is forced to confront her feelings for Evan, WHICH SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE. Stop it, show! Raj and Isabella, Mariana's new roomie and who Raj is having fantasies about, secretly spend time together.
The Magicians (Syfy, 10 p.m.): "Todd sings a song. Margo gives a foot bath."
Stumptown (ABC, 10 p.m.): A woman believes her Hollywood script has been plagiarized by a former classmate. Grey reluctantly leaves Ansel and Tookie in charge of the bar. [*Tootie voice*] There's gonna be trouble.
Year of the Rabbit (IFC, 10:30 p.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. Matt Berry stars in this period comedy import as D.I. Rabbit, who's been chasing Victorian London's criminals for as long as he can remember, but he's not as young as he was and his heart keeps stopping. He teams up with a dufus rookie (Freddie Fox) and a brilliant black policewoman (Susan Wokoma) who no one ever believes.✔️
FOR THE RECORD: In Pursuit with John Walsh (Investigation Discovery); Listing Impossible (CNBC); Miz & Mrs (USA); Operación PacÃfico (Telemundo); Property Brothers: Forever Home (HGTV); Richard Hammond's Big (Science); Ridiculousness (MTV); Rubà (Univision); The Soup/Nightly Pop (E!); To Catch a Smuggler (National Geographic)
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Miracle on Ice – 40th Anniversary (NBCSN, 11:30 p.m.): Al Michaels and Mike Tirico look back at the U.S. Olympic men's ice hockey team's gold-medal run at the 1980 Winter Olympics.✔️
FOR THE RECORD: Blind Date (Bravo); House Hunters International/House Hunters (HGTV)
Late-Night Talk & Satire
The Dick Cavett Show 📺 (Decades, 9 p.m.): Carol Burnett, Mark Linn Baker, and Spike Lee (2 Dec 1986)
Johnny Carson 📺 (Antenna TV, 10 p.m.): Jerry Seinfeld, Brooke Adams, Rod McQueary, and Colen Sweeten (21 Feb 1991)
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Justin Bieber, James Marsden, Anya Taylor-Joy, and Jack Peñate
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo, 10 p.m.): Erika Jayne and Jennifer Aydin
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Note: All times are Eastern.
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