What's On Tonight (Tuesday): Schitt's Creek Holds A Premiere For the Long Awaited Crows Movie!

Hello one and all, a good majority of the normally robust Tuesday night lineup is being pre-empted tonight by the dreaded annual State of the Union Address. Will the state of our union be strong??? No Spoilers Please--My own personal joke about the State of the Union Address and i've given it since roughly 2011---"The State of the Union is TRON!" (nods) The State of the Union is TRON!!!! I Said TRON!!! (tumbleweed rolls past) TRON???? This is What's On for February 4th 2020





8:00

NCIS (CBS): Rerun of the season opener in which Ziva officially steps back out of the shadows to warn Gibbs that someone's coming after him. (It was a plotline that was good for a couple of episodes I guess, I dunno what other reason they had for doing this)

Ellen's Game of Games (NBC): "Ain't No Mt. Saint Ellen High Enough" (Man that pun is tortured!)

Gordon Ramsey's 24 Hours To Hell and Back (FOX): Tonight Gordon must try to turn around Seafarer's Family Restaurant in Manquin, Virginia.

The Conners (ABC): Rerun of an episode from October in which Darlene finally tries to come to a decision between Ben and David, and Becky freaks out about being a mother and not being good enough. (and Dan and Jackie do something as well)

The Flash (The CW): FINALLY BACK WITH NEW EPISODES!!! "After the Citizen prints an explosive story, Iris' life in threatened.  Refusing to hide from her attackers, she sets out to expose a dangerous organization. Barry must face the consequences of the crisis and fulfill Oliver Queen's wish for him. (Awww...also could this be Iris West-Allen Badass??? It could be!!! She's officially the Lois Lane of Central City now I guess!)

Finding Your Roots (PBS): This week the show is focused on science pioneers including Harold Varmus, Francis Collins, and Shirley Ann Jackson. (FOR SCIENCE!!!)

The Social Network (Freeform): I just wanted to point out that this 2010 movie about the founding of Facebook is airing on Freeform for some reason. (Does Mark Zuckerberg also fight for family like The Dark Knight???) 

Love At First Glance (Hallmark): Your Hallmark Movie of the Night is this one where "A woman sets out to prove her ex wrong by indulging her adventurous side by tracking down the handsome stranger she just met" (Yeah that'll show your ex that you can be adventurous "Hey I just had a one night stand and now i'm tracking him down...How You Like Me Now Ex??? You Jealous?!?!?!?") Stars Amy Smart (ooh someone i've heard of!!), and Adrian Grenier (whom we all know was denied the leading role in Aquaman damnit!)

8:30

Bless This Mess (ABC): This rerun ep from November finds Rio tries to help Kay get over jealousy of her sister whom also apparently used to date Mike, which means Rio needs to swallow her own advice about not being jealous.  (Kay's sister btw is played by Jessica St. Clair--and Kay has been played by Lennon Parnam--which makes this a stealth "Playing House" reunion show!) (Your Welcome For That Info!)

9:00

State of the Union Address (CBS, NBC, FOX, ABC, PBS, TELEMUNDO, UNIVISION, Nick, Comedy Central, Syfy, Nat Geo, Animal Planet): OK I'm kidding on those last several channels, but i mean would it really surprise you if it aired on those stations as well???  THE STATE OF THE UNION IS TRON!!! I SAID ITS TRON PAUL!!! (Hahahaha...Tron...Yeah) TRON!!!

D.C's Legends of Tomorrow (The CW): Whan a new blip lands the team in 1947 LA, it puts them all on the trail of Bugsy Siegal (Hmmmm!); Sara and Ray and Constantine devise a plan to capture him; and Ava struggles with being on the sidelines with Rory. (Wait why do they have to capture Bugsy? He like belongs in the time period right?)

Schitt's Creek (POP): Alexis plans a local premiere for the long awaited Crows movie that Moira is in; Moira makes a big splash on the red carpet; and David tends to Patrick after getting his wisdom teeth pulled. (Been there, had them pulled in 2011--it hurt, tho not til afterwards cause i was pretty anesthetized during)

Curse of Oak Island (History): New evidence suggests that there was French activity on Oak Island decades before the discovery of the Money Pit (ha!) and they may have finally uncovered definitive proof that the swamp was manmade centuries ago. (Drain the Swamp???)

Life Below Zero (Nat Geo) More tales of survival in Alaska

Moonshiners (Discovery): Tickle announces his engagement (Mazel!); Tim discovers why his best friend can't quit the outlaw side. (Love of leather jackets???) (That was a random guess)

Gomer Pyle (MeTV): "Gomer Says Hey To the President"---That's the title of the episode! When Gomer becomes separated from the tour group while visiting The White House, he ends up in the Oval Office. (SHAZAM MR. PRESIDENT!!!) (PYLE!!!)

10:00

Project Blue Book (History): When a soldier is seemingly abducted by a flying saucer at a military base in the remote Nevada desert, Hyrek and Quin take up the case but they soon learn that there are many reasons for the dangerous Area51 to want to keep its secrets. (Is Area 51 sentient on this show????)

Guardians of the Glades (Discovery): To stop pythons from establishing new breeding colonies, Dusty hunts the Florida Keys (that's every episode!); Dusty tries to recruit and train the next gen of snake hunters. (oooook)

Ghost Adventures (Travel): The Palomino Club in Las Vegas--the oldest gentleman's club--which is apparently haunted. (Is it really or did you guys just wanna an excuse to sightsee???)


10:30

Miracle Workers--The Dark Ages (TBS): SHOULD THIS HAVE BEEN TOP PICK?!?!?!?!? Rounding out the night tonight is this show in which "Al lands an impressive new job; and Prince Chauncley loses  one of his favorite ducks." (Yes clearly this should've been Top Pick---The Prince Loses One Of His Favorite Ducks For God's Sakes!!!!)

ENJOY THE TUESDAY GLOW. (TUESDAY GLOW???) ENJOY THE WARM GLOWING WARMING GLOW THAT ALL TUESDAYS HAVE TO OFFER! (OH THAT'S MUCH BETTER!)