Sharap-Over & Out And Other Thursday Headlines

Via Giphy [National Polar Bear Day]

'Dr. Ronny Pretty Sure Joe Biden Can't Pick Out *Camel* As Well As Bodybuilder Trump Jesus Can!' [Wonkette]

Sorry PragerU, YouTube Is Not Obligated To Host Your Bullshit [Slate]

We're Fucked [Yahoo!]

Oh Look, More Insane Trumpers Who Plotted Attacks Against Journalists [The Washington Post]

The 'Trump-Sanders Smoking Gun' [The Bulwark]

Via Giphy [National Toast Day]

That Time Jimmy Kimmel Confronted Emily Gould About 'Gawker Stalker' [The Cut]

Butthole Eyes Doesn't Like Being Called Butthole Eyes [DListed]

'The Risk And Reward Of Mulan' [The Hollywood Reporter]

Johnny Depp Really Is A Piece Of Work [We Got This Covered]

Do You Hear Doorbells And Gunshots When Trying To Get Sleep? You Might Have Exploding Head Syndrome [Bored Panda]

Via Tenor [National Chili Day]

Clarice Has Found Its Clarice [The Hollywood Reporter]

Oh Christ, It's This Asshole Again [Page Six]

'Legendary Children Essential Viewing: Vegas In Space' [Tom & Lorenzo]

B. Smith - Model, Restaurateur, Lifestyle Icon - Has Died; No Word On If Her Husband's Side Piece Is Still In The Picture [NPR/YouTube]

Lee Philip Bell, Who Created The Young & The Restless And The Bold & The Beautiful With Her Late Husband William J. Bell, Has Died [Deadline]

Via Giphy [National Strawberry Day]

A Kind-Of Charming Story About Alex Ovechkin [The Washington Post]

Maria Sharapova Is Done With Tennis [Associated Press]

Did You Remember To Send Tom & Gisele An Anniversary Card? [The Boston Globe]

Pearl Clutchers Complained More than 1,300 Times To The FCC About The JLo/Shakira Halftime Show [Yahoo! Sports]

Swarthmore Is The Last NCAA Men's Basketball Team Left Undefeated This Season [Sports Illustrated]

Via Pinterest [National Kahlua Day]

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? [2007]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - BLOSSOM